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1. _ The Deck
She stands on the deck hear,
To watch all the landslides,
She's waiting for myrtle,
Can't wait 'til she drives by,
She's focused on football,
Making her plants grow,
You'd think he'd have noticed,
Become what she needs,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
I'll marry a nice man,
And move out to Northport,
And sell my camero,
To live in a white house,
And have my two corbies,
And make up some cut lips,
I'll live in a white house,
I am Susie Brown,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I play one in real life,
You've heard all my records,
The hits cut like steak knives,
Roll out the red carpet,
Like leaves through the winter,
Now I'm not a DJ,
I'd sure like to be,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Not today, not today,
She says go away,
Go away, go away,
She says keep it all inside,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo,
Nahoohoo, nahoohoo.
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2. _ Randall
1, 2, 3, 4,
My name is Randall,
No I don't think I've met you before my friend,
I don't really know you,
But I heard your message on the answering machine,
Think it went something like this,
"Hello Randall,
Heard that you wrote a big hit,
And you're rich now,
Hope you remember the promise you made,
When I taught you everything that you know"
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.
My name is rock star,
Tell me aren't you sick of me yet, my friends,
Cos I am the asshole,
Who thinks that his advise is all you need to survive,
Give me the sound of the crowd,
Give me the people who know all the lyrics,
Give me the face of the kid in the front,
When he realises what the song is about.
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come.
Time to tell the truth now Randall,
Time to give it up now Randall,
Time to let us know now Randall,
Please, Randall please,
My name is Randall,
And that can be anything you want it to be,
Woo!
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come,
Do run run, do run run,
Randall here they come.
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3. _ Anyway
Pornography!
I pretend I can't hang up the phone,
Cos if I do then he gets you,
And I'll be in this room alone,
Staring at the carpet,
Wondering how they made it,
And you would say I should not be afraid,
I'm better off alone and free,
Cos no-one can put up with me,
And your mom don't like me either,
Now I don't have to meet her, yeah,
You and me, we end up in catastrophe,
But I have got one more thing to add,
OK so I'm a jerk, and I'm a weirdo,
And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero,
But I thought that you'd love me anyway,
I'm so not even worth it,
But baby no-ones perfect,
Yeah I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway.
You're not the type of girl who takes advise,
Still all that shit your parent said is still bouncing round inside your
head,
You two will never make it,
If you build it he will break it,
You and me, they sum us up so poignantly,
But I have got one more thing to add,
OK so I'm a jerk, and I'm a weirdo,
And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero,
But I thought that you'd love me anyway,
I'm so not even worth it,
But baby no-ones perfect,
Yeah I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway,
Maybe you'll never play the guitar,
Maybe you'll never sing in harmony with me,
Maybe you can't rock the AC/DC,
Well hell still aint a bad place to be, if you're with me,
Anyway,
OK so I'm a jerk, and I'm a weirdo,
And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero,
But I thought that you'd love me anyway,
I'm so not even worth it,
But baby no-ones perfect,
Yeah I thought that you'd love me anyway,
Anyway.
And the end goes like this.
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4. _ Lemonade
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone,
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on
me.
I knew that you would,
I knew cos you told me it runs in the family,
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame,
Do you remember the way it was for us,
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated,
What should I care about the long run,
What should it matter to me?
I always knew how to love with no-one,
And now I know that the end is near,
Cos you've replaced me.
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated on me.
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5. _ Fair Weather Friend
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
And I don't care what you say,
I can tell when we play,
That you don't believe in me,
So this is how it'll end,
Like it was all just a waste of time,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
I've had enough of your alibis.
Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?
Hey mystery man,
Aint you the guy with the master plan?
I watch you sit on that fence,
Just like your fucking parents,
They never did like me anyway,
And no I wont be your ass,
While you go look for some greener grass,
No I can't be the fool,
Who watch you push in your stool,
And stick around just in case you fell,
Go find some other bitch to nail.
Hey Drummer boy,
Do you remember the beat,
That we played in the street,
In the faded summer time,
Hey keep me hanging one,
Now I got nowhere to go,
I think I'll call up my bro,
I do believe he can save my hide,
What you think fair weather friend?
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey fair weather friend,
You know you're ripping me down again,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey drummer boy,
Hey fair weather friend.
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6. _ Whole Amoeba
Up in the bar, in the back,
In the dark I see people,
And there huddled around the girl,
She is the one in the back of the bar with the photo,
Of Nixon and Mary-Jane,
I am the one, In the back of the bar,
With my hat on,
I'm chilling with Mary-Jane,
She is the chick, who knew dick,
And she kicks to the old school,
Like she gonna have a cow,
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright,
When we're huddled around a girl,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
Fuck the police,
Coming straight for my underwear,
Young brothers got it bad,
Cos there brown,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
You had a hold on me,
But just for a while,
And I finally found out,
What it is that you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about,
Yeah I finally found out what it is,
That you're all about.
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7. _ Freak On
You think I don't see you but I do,
Creeping around with your hot pants on,
And them patent leather shoes,
Please forgive me baby,
Cos I've been up here too long,
Come on everybody freak along so that Wheatus can hear ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I heard you were asking for a ride,
You say "take me home in your brothers jeep,
To a place where we can hide",
Please forgive me baby,
But your coming on too strong,
Aww, come on baby its ok maybe Pete will get with ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,
One more time, one more time, one more time,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon,
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon ooh,
Come on everybody freak it along so that Wheatus can hear ya,
Hey now baby your actin' kinda crazy,
What has come over you?
Hey now sugar your actin' like a hooker,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
To get your freak on shoowap,
Baby where have you been,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
I think its time we begin,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Don't make me say it again,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap,
Come get your freak on shoowap.
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8. _ Dynamite Satchel Of Pain
Lets write a song, baby
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Now sit your ass in the chair and I'll tell you my name,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
I hope this song will explain,
Just why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
Well I was born in the back of a truck on the fourth of july,
I was raised by a Portuguese ninja who taught me to fly,
A business man pulled over and he asked if I needed a ride,
I had to eat that business man for lunch cos I wanted his tie,
Damn I look good in that tie,
Air born Portuguese ninja eats man for his tie,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My daddy always told me that he didn't wanna hear me complain,
That's why my balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain,
My balls are bigger than a dynamite satchel of pain.
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9. _ The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me
Hey there Mr. Marlboro man, what you gonna do,
When there's nobody left but your choke smoking self to abuse?
Hey there Mr. C.E.O man, where you gonna be,
When your daughter and me hop the first cheap flight to Fiji? Or Paris?
There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.
Hey there Mr. Fraternity boy, what you gonna say,
When its time to admit to your family and shit that you're gay, anyway,
Hey there Mr. Head-In-The-Clouds, you know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound, how profound, pass
around,
There you go telling me how I feel again,
There you go telling me what you need again,
There you go telling me how to be again,
Just like you, aint it true?
But like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as the song that I wrote when you dissed me.
Everybody Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Lunch,
Yeah everything's alright,
Leave it alone tonight,
Yeah everything's ok,
Just tell your mom you're gay,
Yeah yeah,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong,
As that nasty King Kong,
Just like that nasty King Kong,
Cock strong and half a block long,
There weren't nothing as strong as the song that I wrote,
Motherfucker.
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