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1. _ Flatbush Avenue
Oy
Oy
Down on the street they got bagels
And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox
Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst
Not in the mood for jack-in-the-box
Oy vey
We gonna schlepp on through to flatbush avenue
Kielbasa and chopped liver
We gonna schlepp on through to flatbush avenue
Or maybe they'll deliver
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2. _ Baby Likes Burping
You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby's kinda nauseating
[burps]
My little vulgar one is so gross
'cause when i hold her in my arms so close she goes
[burps]
And out in public it's embarrassing
She'll burp at anyone or anything
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah
My little lady's so obnoxious
Today she walked onto a greyhound bus goin'
[burps]
And then a couple hours later
My baby's in a crowded elevator
[burps]
That little filthy pig is so obscene
I'm really glad she doesn't like beans
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah
Oh, i wonder what's her trip
Oh, she'd better can it quick
Oh, i think i'm gonna be sick
If baby does it anymore
I think i'll just pretend like i don't know her
[burps]
You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby is really sickening
[burps]
That's enough, that's it
[record scratch]
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3. _ Pacman
(one, two, thray, four)
(one, two [nasal hocking sound])
I used to be a pinball freak
That's where you'd find me every week
But now it's pacman
Yeah it's the pacman
I love to gobble up those dots
Keep pumpin' quarters in the slots
They call it pacman
Yeah it's the pacman
At the game arcade, they say i'm hard core
I can play all day 'til my hands are sore
And i quit my job just to play some more
But i won't give up 'til i break high score
Pacman [music from pacman "intermission"]
Well it's the pacman
Yeah it's the pacman
Well it takes a lot of cash to play
(pacman, get the cherry)
So i'm gonna sell my house today
(pacman, eat 'em up)
I'm playin' pacman
Yeah it's the pac-ma-an
Hey mom, i won't be home this year
(pacman)
Please forward all my mail right here
(pacman)
I'm at the pacman
Yeah it's the pacman
And you're playing with no one but me
Pacman
[music from pacman "intermission"]
[sound from when pacman dies]
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4. _ Born To Be Mild
Get your program running
Head out to the center
Terminals are waiting
For the data that you'll enter
Everybody says that you're a nerd, but
They should know that you just don't care
Got your hewlett-packard on your belt and
Vaseline in your hair
Like a true mommy's child
You were born, born to be mild
When your batteries die
You're always gonna cry
Born to be mild
Pencils in your pocket
Patent leather briefcase
Studying your fortran
You got pimples on your face
Gotta do your homework
Forget about the prom dance
They think that you're a big jerk
'cause you wear a pair of flood pants
Every day you wake up
Your oscilloscope is humming
Parties tend to break up
When they find out that you're coming
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5. _ Fatter
Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n bake, fatter
Shake 'n bake, fatter
Fatter
Corndogs, pizza, coca cola
Yogurt, butterscotch, granola
Look at me, i'm fatter
I'm fatter, i'm fatter
Friends all gather 'round me
My enemies surround me
Yelling "fatso, fatso, fatso"
I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on seventh avenue
That's right, i'm fatter
Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
I tell you, this turkey sure is tough
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough
They got pizza on the west side
French fries up town
Corn dogs deep fried in batter
I'm fatter
Go ahead, bite the big apple
Don't mind the calories
Pile it on my platter
I'm fatter
Pile it up, pile it high up
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6. _ Yoda Chant
Da din din da
Da din din da
Na tin tin na
Da din din da
Da din din da
Da din din da
Na tin tin na
Da din din da
Dit dit da
Terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
Teeta guddygayna da
Terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
Teeta guddygayna da
Terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
Teeta guddygayna
Da din din da
Da din din da
Na tin tin na
Da din din da
Boom shakalakalaka
Boom shakalakalaka
Nyaaaaaaaaaa-ahh boom
Homina
Homina
Homina homina homina
Ba ba oom mow mow
Ba ba oom mow ma mow
Ba ba oom mow mow
Ba ba oom mow ma mow
Mmmmmmmmmm doggie (turn neck to left, make cracking sound)
Heh he heh
La la la, nice lady
Cutta cutta cutta cutta
Cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
Naw nay daw
Cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
Naw nay daw
Cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
Naw nay
Da da cuddagudda dit
Naw cuh-ta
Da cuddagudda dit
Naw cuh-ta
Da cuddagudda dit
Naw cuh-ta
Da da cuddagudda dit
Naw cuh-ta da
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7. _ Leisure Suit Serenade
Wearin' old t-shirts and grubby jeans
People say i look kinda odd
Well, i'm never accepted in the social set
'cause they say that i'm a clod
But once in a while, i go to my closet
And i put on something mod
And when i step out in my leisure suit
People stand up and applaud
Leisure suit serenade
Slip one on and you got it made
You better hope and pray that the colors don't fade
That's the leisure suit serenade
Now, it don't matter if the collar's bent
If it's got nylon twenty percent
Now i'm as cool as the asb president
Leisure suit serenade
Leisure suit serenade
Slip one on and you got it made
You better hope and pray that the colors don't fade
That's the leisure suit serenade, oh yeah
That's the leisure suit serenade
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8. _ School Cafeteria - Version 1
Is it on? okay
1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6
Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
A school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can get a taco and get bubonic plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It's called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
The enchiladas are enough to kill
Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
Say, boys and girls, tired of being skinny
Eat a school lunch today
All starch and cholesterol
Absolutely no protein
Remember, fourteen million teenagers can't be wrong
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
It's no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here's a little message to the wise
You'd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today
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9. _ Fast Food
How about making a run for the border
How about me deserving a break today
How about getting some fries with my order
How about finally letting me have it my way
Thank you burger king
Thank you dairy queen
Thank you, thank you kfc
Thank you pizza hut
Thank you taco bell
Thank you so much wendy's
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10. _ Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Oh, i've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs
Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine columbian lima beans
Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic
There's nobody here but us frogs
I'd like to find a girl who really cares
About the size of my nasal hairs
She could feed bananas to the dogs
We could climb the church and look down from the steeple
Where all the ants look like people
Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious
There's nobody here but us frogs
They say i'm crazy
But i couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that i'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess
I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes i do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes
That's why i'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs
I never trust a naked eskimo
And don't you eat that purple snow
Revolting and disgusting
My belly button's rusting
There's nobody here but us frogs
They say i'm crazy
But i couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that i'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess
I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes i do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes
That's why i'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs
I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot
And wilshire boulevard's a commie plot
Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant
Superblier commended, eccentric and demented
There's nobody here but us
Nobody here but us
Nobody here but us frogs, i mean it
Nobody here but us frogs
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11. _ School Cafeteria - Version 2
Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria
It's got all the others beat
It sells over four million burgers a year
Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat
My ice cream sandwich is lukewarm
But my burrito is much too cold
You know a school cafeteria is the only place
That sells artificially colored mold
You know a school cafeteria believes in mass production
They buy those lousy soy beans by the keg
I don't like to complain, but in a school cafeteria
You can buy a taco and get bubonic plague
Today in the school cafeteria
They introduced a brand new malt
It's called boysenberry dysentery
Please pass the salt
The tunafish sandwiches'll make you ill
The enchiladas are enough to kill
Before you eat, you'd better make out your will
In the school cafeteria today
After sixty-three years in the business
Our cook still hasn't got the knack
And all the food in the school cafeteria
Comes from care packages that were sent back
Feel your arteries growing hard
As you eat another healthy spoonful of lard
It's no wonder that the food is so gross
The health department is afraid to come close
So everybody better hold your nose
In the school cafeteria today
So listen very closely, all you girls and guys
Here's a little message to the wise
You'd better not try the chili surprise
In the school cafeteria today, oh yeah
In the school cafeteria today
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12. _ Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Peter paul almond joy's got nuts
Mounds don't
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13. _ Green Eggs And Ham
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam, i am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them
Sam, i am
Green eggs and ham
Green eggs and ham
Don't like green eggs and ham
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14. _ Laundry Day
You gotta keep 'em separated
You like the latest fashions
You'd like to keep 'em clean
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing machine
But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes
You gotta sort 'em out first as everyone knows
Remember bright colors and the others don't mix
Before you wash'em up, wash'em up, wash'em up, wash'em up
Hey
Are your undies turning pink
Take 'em out (you gotta keep'em separated)
Hey, are your cottons gonna shrink
Sort 'em out (you gotta keep'em separated)
Hey, then when it's time
You can stick' em in the dryer
You can hang 'em on a line
Hey, it's laundry day
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15. _ Gee, I'm A Nerd
Gee, i'm a nerd
Seen each star trek eighty times
Memorized each word
Home alone
On friday nights
But i got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive
I'm hooked as i can get
Into the internet
Maybe you would like to see my web page
I love my new pc
It means the world to me
So many things to download
Gee, i'm a nerd
All the jocks and muscle heads
Flip me the bird
Cause i'm a nerd
Gee, i'm a nerd
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16. _ Snack All Night
I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping i'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light
Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you
It don't matter if you snack all night
A million chicken bones are under my bed
A pile of twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
Jelly doughnuts to the left of me
Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right
Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories
It don't matter if you snack all night
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17. _ If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
If i could make love to a bottle
The first thing that i'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you
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18. _ Polka Patterns
Everywhere, i see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, i must declare
I've got a flair for patterns
On my hair, the clothes i wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All i see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Let's go into the bathroom
I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math
Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath
But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart
You'll see the repetition is like geometric art
Wow, haha
Look
Everywhere, i see them there
I stop and stare at patterns
I don't care, i must declare
I've got a flair for patterns
On my hair, the clothes i wear
My savoir faire is patterns
All i see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Hey!
A polkameister like myself never has to be bored
I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard
Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health
So stand back, everybody, i'm gonna express myself
Look at this, patterns
I've got blisters on my fingers
Woo, hey, aw, get down
Yeah, help me, somebody, woo
Still there? okay
Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party
You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body
If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "weird al" polka dancers
Here they are
Everywhere, we see them there
We stop and stare at patterns
We don't care, we must declare
We've got a flair for patterns
On our hair, the clothes we wear
Our savoir faire is patterns
All we see is patterns
The patterns that repeat
Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns
Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns
Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns
Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat
I gotta stop
Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns
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19. _ Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
In the year of 1970
Underneath the old smogberry tree
First was heard a man that we all know
The one and only dr. demento
Nixon, ford, and carter, reagan too
Remember all they did and didn't do
Through it all, one consistency
Spending once a week with dr. d
So wind your radios way up tight
Raise your glasses high tonight
Like wine, his spirit has fermented
So here's to him, the one who stays demented
Changes come, seasons pass
Like alice through the looking glass
He shares a world of madness that we cheer
For fifteen roly poly years.
So wind your radios way up tight
Raise your glasses high tonight
Like wine, his spirit has fermented
So here's to him, the one who stays demented
Don't forget to stay demented
Everybody sing
He has a very friendly, fuzzy face
And nobody could ever take his place
His fans around the globe will never dwindle
'cause he fits so many records on his spindle
Stacks of laughing wax from floor to ceiling
Well, it gives him such a warm internal feeling
Whether you're italian or egyptian
He's bound to fill your musical prescription
Wind your radios way up tight
Raise your glasses high tonight
Like wine, his spirit has fermented
So here's to him, the one who stays demented
Wind your radios way up tight
Raise your glasses high tonight
Like wine, his spirit has fermented
So here's to him, the one who stays demented
In the year of 1970
Underneath the old smogberry trees
First was heard a man that we all know
The one and only dr. demento
Yeah
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20. _ Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Hi
This is "weird al" yankovic and you're listening to the dr. demento show
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21. _ Free Delivery
Late at night, you're hungry
You're craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy
Perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, we've got it all
Near, far, i'll jump in my car
You just call in your order and i'm gone
You know, we hand toss our dough
Just tell me what you want and the toppings will go on and on
Deep dish, whatever you wish
Even get two for one with a coupon
You must try our special crust
But just don't eat too fast or your heartburn will go on and on
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22. _ Holiday Greetings 1988
Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic. remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, urging you to remember the true meaning of the christmas season, and also to buy as many copies of my new album as you possibly can! ah-hahahaha! ah-ha! heh
This is "weird al" yankovic! go ahead, go ahead! have a merry christmas, see if i care
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23. _ Dead Car Battery Blues
One, two, a-one, two, three, four
Well i, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house like a jerk
How come i always lose
My car has blown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues
You know, can't visit my girlfriend
I can't go to school
I can't go anywhere
Gotta stay in my room like a fool
'cause i got grease in my hair
My belvedere's in disrepair
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues
So i, went to see my mechanic
He said, "okay, now what is wrong"
I told him my car wouldn't start
He said, "this shouldn't take very long"
So he replaced all my plugs and my points
And he looked at my carburetor
He took out my engine and turned it around
And then seventeen hours later
He looked at my headlights and said
"son, how long have these things been on"
I told him, "oh, about three or four weeks"
He said, "buddy, i know what's wrong"
"but i hate to be the one to give you the news"
"you got the dead car battery blues"
So now i, can't go to my office
Can't work on my job
I might as well lock myself up in my room
And live my life like a slob
How come i always lose
My belvedere has blown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydraulic fluid leakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery blues
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24. _ I'll Repair For You (a Theme For Home Improvement)
So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak
Your trash compactor's broke, the roof has sprung a leak
You just found out your toilet's overflowed
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode
But
I'll repair for you (when the roof starts to fall)
I'll repair for you (all the cracks in your wall)
I'll repair for you (every nail, bolt and screw)
Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night
You got some termites with a healthy appetite
Well have no fear, i'll patch up every hole
And i'm licensed and i'm bonded, even se habla espanol
So
I'll repair for you (when your doorknob is loose)
I'll repair for you (when your plunger's no use)
I'll repair for you (with a caulk and hot glue)
I am prepared to tackle all kinds of paste and spackle
You got a leaky shower, i'll be there in an hour
With stucco, bricks and plaster, i am a jedi master
We'll help you through your crisis
Check out our low, low prices too, yeah
Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that i squat
I'll repair for you, anything that you need
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed
I'll repair for you, i'll rewire it too
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw
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25. _ Matter Of Crust
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced
And every loaf you buy begins with a singular slice
But you know it will go stale again
Always does, its just a question of when
I've lived long enough to have learned
The longer it stays in the toaster, the more it gets burned
But that can't happen to us
Because it's always been a matter of crust
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26. _ Take Me To The Liver
I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food
This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya
Hope you like it
I don't know why
You feed me so bad
Think of all the health food
I could've had
You took-a my yogurt
And my whole wheat bread
You give me ding dongs
And twinkies instead
I wanna know
Can you tell me
When is it going to end
Take me to the liver
Push it on my platter
Give me a piece of liver
Oh, drop it on my platter
Scarfin' it down
Scarfin' it down
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27. _ Holiday Greetings 1987
Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, and i'd just like to take this opportunity to say:
Merry christmas
Merry christmas
Merry christmas
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell, and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable, wretched lives. thank you
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, and i'd like to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year. and to all my japanese friends, feliz navidad
Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, wishing you and yours a very merry christmas. and now, here's a cheery little number i wrote about death, destruction, and the end of the world, called "christmas at ground zero"
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. i still remember when i was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam
And then, the big day would finally arrive. i'd stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted
Ah, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch
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28. _ Gravy On You
Well, i think you're obnoxious
And i think that you stink
I think you're a moron
A slob, and a fink
You're one of the biggest turkeys i know
And that is the reason i'm going to
Throw gravy on you
And throw gravy on you
And throw gravy, gravy on you-ou-ou-ou-ou
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29. _ The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
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30. _ Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. i still remember when i was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam. and then, the big day would finally arrive. i'd stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted! ah, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch.
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31. _ Chicken Pot Pie
When we were young, bernie's deli was down the block
(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
He made a great liver pate
(you know he did, you know he did, you know he did)
But if there's one thing in this world that i like better
Than a corned beef on rye
It's chicken pot pie
Chicken pot pie
(chorus of chicken-cluck imitations)
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32. _ Title Of The Song In Question
Since you've been gone
Well, i feel like i've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like i got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, i'm feelin like i stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, i've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone
(since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose
Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like i'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like i've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since that day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as i did
When you were still here
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33. _ Take Me Down
Someday i'm gonna pack up
And then i'm goin' back up
To that place where sentimental feelings arouse
Where the grass is so green
And the air is so clean
That when the wind is right you can even smell the cows
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
I've got to get back
To that city today
If you're new in town
Then you'll wanna look around
But you don't know where to begin
Well, there's bubble gum alley
And the local car rally
Not to mention the toilets at madonna inn
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
I've got to get back
To that city today
It's not much of a hassle
To drive up to hearst's castle
And it's not too far from pismo beach or morro rock
You can visit downtown at your leisure
Because for your shopping pleasure
The stores never close down until five o'clock
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
I've got to get back
To that city today
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
Where time shifts into neutral
And idles away
Take me down (take me down)
To that good old slo town
I've got to get back
To that city today
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34. _ Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
we are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is
Gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now he's a queen, dont ask please, "which
Backstreet boy is gay?"
Tell me who? aint sayin that its aj
Tell me who? aint sayin that its howie
Tell me who? i never wanna hear you say: "which backstreet boy is gay?"
Now i can see him, he's in womens clothes, but he dont need an iud, yeah,
He likes village people, he's playin croquet, his dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire, his back, prespires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say, whos gay!
He's always sayin: aint nuthin but a butt-ache, aint nuthin but a friutcake,
He's pickin up a souffl which backstreetboy is gay?
Ok, we're all gay.
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35. _ Belvedere Cruising
Now, you won't find me braggin'
'bout my big green station wagon
Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws i'm breakin'
Everybody knows that i wouldn't dare
Match my wits with a red corvair
And just the thought of a pinto leaves me shakin'
Now, i don't think that i could hack
Drivin' a big white cadillac
With ripped up upholstery and unnecessary frills
No, i don't think that i could bear
Drivin' somethin' other than a belvedere
In a belvedere i can really get my thrills
Goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight
Just watch me pass that porsche on the right
I can take you anywhere
In my 1964 belvedere
Goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight
I don't think that i could cruise
In one of those small vw's
Or zip along the highway in a classy pickup truck
There's somethin' 'bout a comet
That makes me wanna vomit
And those datsuns just ain't worth a fudgesicle, no
Goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight
You got nothin' to lose but your life
It can take away your blues
All you've gotta do is cruise
In my big black plymouth belvedere tonight
With red upholstery
Goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight, yes indeed
Woo, goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight
Yeah, goin' belvedere cruisin' tonight
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36. _ Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
(telephone dialing)
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Hi
This is al
But you can call me "weird", as is "weird al"
"weird al" yankovic
I'm not home right now
So feel free to come over and go through my refrigerator
Well, i guess you gotta find my house first
Anyway, like i was saying, i'm not home right now
So stay on the line until i return
Ok, well, that might be a while, so i tell you what
I'll patch you through to my favorite radio station, how's that
It'll keep you totally entertained
It's kidstar 1250, radio just for kids, and it goes something like this
(beep)
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37. _ Hit Me With A Rock
When i was a little boy
(when i was just a boy)
And my mother would call my name
(when i was just a boy)
She'd say i had to be in the house by seven
(when i was just a boy)
But i'd stay out late at night
(when i was just a boy)
And when i'd finally get back in
Oh, i know she'd hit me, she'd hit me
She'd sit me on her knees and whip me
Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
She'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
And when i was grown to be a man
(grown to be a man)
The minute the boss would call my name
(grown to be a man)
And say i had to be in the office by seven
(grown to be a man)
I'm a constipated man
(grown to be a man)
And when i'd finally get back in
Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me
He'd tie me to a chair and whip me
Oh he'd hit me with a rock
He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
He'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
When i was grown to be president
(was the president)
The minute the congress'd call my name
(was the president)
And said some papers had to be signed by thursday
(had to be signed by thursday)
I'd fly away to pakistan
(was the president)
And the second that i'd get back home
Oh, i know they'd hit me, they'd hit me
With leather and chains they'd whip me
Oh, they'd hit me with a rock
They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
They'd hit me. (hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
(hit me with a rock)
(hit with a rock)
Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me
(hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)
Wait a minute, hold it
I think he's dead
Let's leave
Let's get out of here, man
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38. _ Crampton Comes Alive
Well, woke up this morning
With a big mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my hot apple pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you
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39. _ Take The "l" Out Of Liver
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40. _ It's Still Billy Joel To Me
What's the matter with the songs he's singin'
Can't you tell that they're pretty lame
After listenin' to a couple albums
Well, they all start to sound the same
So he tried to change his musical style
He tossed all his ballads in the circular file
Then he found the punk sound
Breakin' ground all around
It's still billy joel to me
What's the matter with the tune he's writin'
Well, you know it's gonna be a smash
It's so nice when you're a big name artist
Doesn't matter if it sounds like trash
Now everybody thinks the new wave is super
Just ask linda ronstadt or even alice cooper
It's a big hit, isn't it
Even if it's a piece of junk
It's still billy joel to me
Woah, it doesn't matter what the critics say about him
'cause he doesn't worry how they feel
When you're record's sellin' millions and it's goin' triple platinum
You don't worry 'bout your next meal
'cause money is no big deal
Maybe he should dye his hair bright pink
And stick a safety pin through his cheeks
Then he'd really fit the new wave image
But he couldn't sit down for weeks
Don't you know about the record business, honey
You gotta be trendy if you wanna make some money
Now everybody's sayin' that he sure sounds funny
But it's still billy joel to me
All right, alfred
Oh
I can hardly wait 'til his next album
Well, i'll bet it's gonna be the rage
Buy a ticket to his next big concert
Well, i wonder what he'll do on stage
It might be disco and it might be the blues
Or maybe even somethin' like the b-52's
Just a handclap, finger snap
Even if it's mindless pap
It's still billy joel to me
Everybody's sayin' that he sure sounds funny
But it's still billy joel to me
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41. _ Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Well, i stare at myself in the mirror
When i wake up every morn
And i marvel at how great i've been
Since the day that i was born
I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em
Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess i know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try
All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But i know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be
Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand
And i'm not trying to say i'm perfect
I just want you to see
That i've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me
Now, i'm not arrogant or haughty
And i'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated
I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes i have to marvel
At how very great i am
Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand
And i'm not trying to say i'm perfect
I just want you to see
That i've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me
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42. _ Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios
Did you know froot loops fit in your nose
I may be just a simple guy
But just the thought of corn flakes makes me high
Cheerios, cocoa puffs, cheerios
Makes me want to take off all my clothes
I love them dearly, and that's how it goes
Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios
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43. _ Won't Eat Prunes Again
It was just the other day
When we went to joe's cafe
Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong
All the worcestershire was gone
But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
She said this sauce was the chef's new creation
Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation
But she warned us it's made out of prunes
"try a little if you dare"
"nothing can compare"
So we had some and now we swear
We won't eat prunes again
That was such a dirty trick
Boy, it really made us sick
Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune
Still the memory lingers on
I been livin' in the john
'cause i've had the runs since monday afternoon
I'd sell my soul for some new constipation
Need a cure for this new aggravation
Diarrhea has taken its toll
Still got the runs today
Just like yesterday
Buddy, that's why i'm hear to say
We won't eat prunes again
Won't eat prunes again
No no
Yeah
Eat the new sauce
Same as the old sauce
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44. _ We Got The Beef
Had ourselves a little barbeque
Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes too
Joe got the fritos, ernie got the stew
So what did you bring
We got the beef
We got the beef
We got the beef
Yeah, we got it
(we got the beef)
Now, everybody get on your feet (we got the beef)
Grab a hunk of ??? beef (we got the beef)
Chuck daddy (we got the beef)
Now, ground round by the pound
We got the beef (we got the beef)
We got the beef (we got the beef, we got the beef)
We got the beef (we got the beef, we got the)
We got the beef
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45. _ 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
[parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins]
Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
I'm feelin' pretty dismal.
Doctor, doctor,
And his name is bernie, bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Where's my pepto bismol?
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46. _ The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
You did a really rotten thing
And let scout take all the blame
You wrecked his reputation
And left that poor boy in shame
Yeah, but now i think it's time
To show who really did the crime
Kent marlow, you're a dirty, lyin', worthless hunk of slime
Kent marlow, you're a dirty, cheatin'
Lyin', no good, lousy, stinkin'
Back stabbin', scum suckin', worthless hunk of slime
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47. _ You Don't Take Your Showers
You don't take your showers
You don't use ban roll on
Please don't come near me anymore
I'll throw up on the floor because you make me ill
I remember when
You used to smell half-decent
That hasn't been too recent
Now your repulsing all the people you know
You perspire freely, your dandruff's like snow
And you're drawing flies everywhere that you go
'cuz you don't take your showers anymore
I had to buy some airwick
You even made my dog sick
You can't come over anymore 'cuz your hygiene is poor
And besides, you're a slob
You create a nuisance
When you're out in public
When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes
And they just run from you, holding their nose
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'cuz you don't take your showers anymore
And you claim that you're lonely
But that's how it goes
'cuz you don't change your undies
And you don't use ban roll on
And you don't take your showers anymore
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