The Mollusk

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After i fuck her she'll get up and sing

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If i don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Ain't got no girl 'cuz i haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But i threw her away like an old piece of fruit

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin' this is what i said

Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Three men's all there were, three men out at sea
Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave -- she wanted to leave

I've loved you so long, since you were a child
I've cared for your every need, i've tried to make you smile
When all the while
You wanted to leave -- you wanted to leave

Go gather the guns, we'll blast them at sea
She begged for me not to shoot
For "my true love is here with me,
And i've never loved thee,
And now i must leave, and now i must leave."

So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends
And fill up my glass to the rim
For i'm not the man, i used to be
Now i'm one of them

["dancing in the show" outro]

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in camville he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day

But when twelve months were come and gone
This young man he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose

One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips -- one kiss is all i crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to your grave

My lips they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long

Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk

Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast,
That babe ere never known

Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one day

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in camville he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day

Hey little boy, whatcha got there?
Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found
Did you find it in the sandy ground?
Does it emulate the ocean's sound?
Yes i found it on the ground
Emulating the ocean's sound
Bring forth the mollusk cast unto me
Let's be forever let forever be free

Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the trinity
Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
Yes it speaks of the trinity
Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let's be forever let forever be free

You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand
The waking of all creatures that live on the land
And with just one faint glance, back into the sea
The mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye

Baby what have i done
Gone and left you, all alone
It's hard for me to sing this song
We've been together for so long
I think i know what my soul's got to say
And it won't hurt as bad, someday

It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever lets the sun through
I'll just hope i did the right thing for me and you

Guess i'm ruled by my heart
Built a life and i tore it all apart
It's just not our time
But you'll find a new love, and you'll be fine
So many dark and lonely nights
But i believe someday i'll see the light

It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever lets the sun through
I'll just hope i did the right thing for me and you
[repeat]

For me and you

Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Billy

[repeat second verse]

Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so

Help me

I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, i'll be in your arms tonight
But i'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again, i'm lost in the sauce once again
If i make it through the night, everything will be alright
But i'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since i've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old jimmy wilson dance
You should have seen old jimmy wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old jimmy wilson dance

Dance jimmy
I'm doin' the best i can there, deaner
That's it
You know i can't really dance like i used to, i mean i try,
But i'm an old, old man now

I've got a real good feelin bout' old jimmy wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer

Ooh yeah, help me now

I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, i'll be in your arms tonight
But i'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind