Get In Where You Fit In

[too $hort]
Way too real, short dog is just way too real
It's the t double, some call me $hort
I'm in the house once again from the east to the north
You know the west is the best coast
We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes
Living life way too fast
Start snitching and you might not last
It used to be about old pimps and macks
But now we got the young bucks trying to jack
It's a stick up, put your hands up before you get bucked
Got you for your watch, your link, and your green stuff
Everybody wants to be the man
And when you are, you go straight to the pen
Get rich quick schemes off dope fiends
I know you know what i mean
Making big money, living stoned to the bone
Oakland, california is where we roam
Hitting this corner, that corner, everywhere
Bumping fly young tenders with the real big hair
Sassy nasty, young-ass freaks
Wanna ride in my car and feel the beat
We hit the motel, the head was swell
Baby had back like a big ol' whale
She told all her friends i did her, too
She got dogged like scooby doo
Cause in the land of macks we don't play that
You wanna run your mouth, you get pimp-slapped
And you ask me just how i feel
Short dog's living way too real

I'm living way too real, bitch
Short dog in the house
Can't help but live real, you know what i mean?
Tell you some shit, though

Been in the game for about 10 years or more
Talking about shit you never did before
You know my macking is cracking, all of the time
24-7 spitting playboy rhymes
I got a serious grind and it sure ain't fake
You slang d, well i'm a slang a gang of tapes
Something funky fresh for you to ride to, fool
Bending corners in the old school
I seen my homie father dom and he said "what's up?"
Riding in a supersport drunk as fuck
And when you see us, the clique is called "the dangerous crew"
We wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is true
Some say that the dog can't rap
But my bank account will prove that
I make g's, so you can see these nuts, hoe
Or get played like dominoes
I used to fuck a bitch from san jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said i was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name "short dog" tattooed on her chest
After three months i called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, i suprised her
Dropped her ass off at kaiser
Never would i let her put a baby on me
I ain't the one, i'm step daddy
I had to let her know just how i feel
I'm living way too real

"don't ever fuck with too $hort" (scratched 4x)

>from city to city, valley to valley
Never seen another state on hit like cali-
Fornia, where the hustlers play
What you wouldn't expect happens everyday
It's the wild wild west i'm speaking about
Where clint eastwood would get socked in the mouth
Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes
If you live the life, you gotta pay the price
So many youngsters die over punk shit
Small talk, a lotta dumb shit
And only god knows when you punch the clock
Thought he was bulletproof and got shot
It's either heaven or hell, him or me
Locked in a cell or out on the street
Every day on the ave another brother is killed
For living way too real

[father dom]
Well i'm chilling and i'm willing like a villian i be killing
Coke is it but tonight i got the feeling
Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up
Pimping ain't a thing so i swing on these heifers
Never ever feeling no remorse, of couse
If you try to play me out, i'm a punch you in your mouth
And rin tin i'll watch his chin just splatter
Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder
My rhymes are fatter cause i said so
I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe
I'm making more dough than the average joe schmoe
If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go
Out the back door, don't want to see you no more
You ain't deep throat, so what you come here for?
Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging
Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing
Ain't no doubt that's how i feel
Father dom and the playboy $hort, we're living way too real (echos)

Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'
Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school

Too $hort baby, i'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But i'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time i used to see her, i would know what's up
Blowjob betty better blow me up
I remember the day when i first met her
Bitch kinda loose so i knew i'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, i do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, i g'ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time i went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort dog'll get bitches anytime i wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if i put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
But i'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So i cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette

6 months later, i'm still a pimp, i'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So i went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin' me
Cause the player i am to the day i'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then i shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day i read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When i saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty!

Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it

"man, this bitch blowing my beeper up"

[too $hort]
Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, man
Sup? guess you wondered where i was at
When you beeped me last night and i didn't call back
Supposed to be there, meet you at the house at 9
You made a candlelight dinner just to wine and dine
And i didn't even show up
You beeped me 20 million times, made my beeper blow up
Thought you shot me to the left cause i'm a d-o-g
But you called so i guess it's still cool for me
To get freaky, you know i got that git back
I come right when i hit that
And if you tell me right now it's cool today
As soon as i'm through i be on my way

[ronese levias]
Do i look like the type of lady
That'll talk to a brother that's shady, hell no
But you can wine and dine me
Spend a little time with me, it's all good
Cause i love the way you take me
Ooh boy you shake me, when we lay down
Got my head spinning around

[too $hort]
I need a woman that's down for me
Always on my side, not my enemy
We could be gangsters, lovers, parents, or friends
But whatever we do, do it straight to the end
We'll make love like professionals
You and me baby, fuck the rest of them hoes
You know how much we like being together
Seems like every second, it's getting wetter
So good i wish it'd last forever
Cause it would never get no better than this
I know you feel the same
Moaning so loud all the neighbors complained
And all the people tried to tell you i was phony
Talking all that junk and don't even know me
Last night i was chilling at the club
Chilling with my potnas when your friends rolled up
Flirting with your nigga behind your back
They called you on the phone and told you where i was at
Your girlfriends trying to run your world
You'd better stop listening to them other girls

[ronese levias]
Never cared about those other girls
It's something about the way you rock my world
Even though you make me cry
I still wait alone for you at night, but it's all good

[too $hort]
I couldn't come home last night cause i was out making money
But i'll come home tonight if you want me
Cause you sure looking good today
I take you to your house and let you have it your way

[ronese levias]
Oooh boy, ohhhh, it's all good, it's all good to me, baby

[too $hort]
I just keep on fucking you all night long
Me and you baby got it going on
You ain't tripping every time you see me
You get loose and you get so freaky
I never meant to break your heart
You gave it all to me and i tore it apart
Talked about love right to the end
But i'm a tell you like it is, i'll never do it again
I'm from east oakland, i'm an ice-cold player
Born to mack and got women everywhere
I got one up in e.p.a.
And two down in south central l.a.
One in frisco, and one in berkeley
Got a few southern girls just to work me
Is that what you wanted to hear?
That your man is the player of the year?
I need a woman that's down for me
Always on my side, not my enemy
We could be gangsters, lovers, parents, or friends
But whatever we do, do it straight to the end
I said the very same thing in the beginning
We played the game but it's in the 9th inning
You'd better wake up and smell the dank
It really don't seem to be what you think, beyotch
I'm all about getting my bank
You be the car and i'll fill your tank
Cause nothing don't come for free
Unless your ass don't want to be with me, beyotch

[ronese levias]
Boy, have you been listening?
I can't let you go since i know what i'm missing
And can you fell it in my touch
That i want you so much, and it's all good
It's all good, baby
I'm trying to tell you boy, that it's good
It's all good, it's all good, baby baby baby
Ohhh, like that baby, like that
It's all good, it's all good
It's all good, it's all good

Chorus:
Gotta get some lovin' (repeated)

Too $hort:
Gotta get me some pussy
Biotch
What's really goin' on?
Yeah, $hort dog's in the house
Funky fresh, biotch

I seen you walking down the street had to stop
Turned up the radio, dropped the top
Say ya look so good, you're so fine
I'll take ya to my house, we'll spend some time
I know you feel me, you need to find me
And give me head while i'm doin' about 90
Biotch, believe it or not, i'm bout to come up
What's up with the cop?
I'll get you in my car, let you work that tounge
Drivin' to my house, we'll have some fun
But this ain't no too $hort freaky tale
Cause right now i'm goin' through a dry spell
Stopped fuckin' with the hoes, just ride and look
Dip to the house to get the porno books
Thinkin' to myself i gotta knock a bitch
I gotta get some pussy, man fuck this shit

Chorus

Bounced to the house all by myself
Can't get no pussy and i'm mad as hell
Cause magazines can't even do the trick
I guess i have to watch me a porno flick
Popped in the movie, they start fuckin'
He was lickin', she was suckin'
I watched them ol' nasty freaks
Wishin' that shit might happen to me
I got a beep and got juiced up hommie
Looked at my pager and it said "tone only"
I need a bitch that wanna give me some
Loves givin' head just to make me cum
Freak nasty all on my dick
Just like the hoe in the porno flick
I went to bed without fuckin' a bitch
I gotta get some pussy man fuck this shit

Chorus:

I need a bitch, so i can get me some
She'll lick on these nuts and then make me cum
Get real freaky, had her pussy wet
Ease on in like an oakland vet
Lay your ass down by the fireplace
Stick my dick in your mouth, let you have a taste
Of this skinny motherfucker with a big ol' dick
I'll let you ride it right after you lick it
See i come from the city of dope
>from the mouth to the pussy and back down your throat
I gotta get some, i keep thinkin' of sex
I wonder who'll call my beeper next
I keep callin' hoes, ain't no one home
And like a punk motherfucker i'm all alone
So i told myself, i'm knockin' a bitch
I gotta get some pussy man fuck this shit

Chorus:

Where it's at

Back on the streets and it's on again
Bumped a little freak named sonja san
She jumped in the car and we started to ride
Just graduated from oakland high
18 years, thick as hell
She look kinda young, but my dick can't tell
Ride through the town with my sunroof open
Thinkin' about the pussy, man, just hopin'
Later on, some hennessay and tangeray
Will have her ass so high, i get to fuck today
I hit a corner, and seen her pops
She waved to him, smiled and told her "stop"
I pulled over, looked at her father
He took one look and said, "you can't mess with partner"
I had to leave without my young bitch
Can't get no pussy man fuck this shit

Chorus to fade