Cocktails

[short dawg]
I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst
Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month
Can't stop short dawg neither
Got a good hoe niggaz sure better keep her
Cause i'm on the prowl, all the time
Tryin knock every bitch so they all be mine
And i ain't never, ever gone change my ways
Drop a few lines, leave a bitch in a daze
Have her homegirls wonderin what she do
Fucked around and gave me that pussy too
I be doin this shit on a regular basis
Got bitches everywhere in all kind of places
I can pull out my little black phone book
Flip every last page take a long look
Than pull out a bitch, like a rabbit out a hat
Nigga if i want, i can have it like that
Fuck two or three bitches at the same time
Grab the microphone sing my rhyme
About them same three bitches that fucked me good
Us niggas gotta do what the fuck we should when we want to
I might pass it
So get butt naked, shake that ass bitch
I'm bout as real as the stones in my diamond rings
You can hate my guts, but i'm gone do these things, bitch

[mc breed]
Ahhh why have a nine, when i can have a ten
Lickin up the nuts, while i'm gone holler at her friend
Bitch, ain't no time for me to teach her
Rather have an everyday hoe, that umm knows how to treat a nigga
Thinkin if she ain't lickin me up
I'm givin her to short, cause he don't give a fuck
Do yourself a favor and quit callin my house
If you really don't want this nigga to put this dick in your mouth
Umm, have you seen my bitch?
I ain't seen her, but if i do she gets dick
That's what i'm givin her just like that
To the front and back, nothing but the bozack
The second she get lonely, feelin she can get her money
And she run to fuck her own ignorant homey
You a lost cause, yellin pause when they drop the draws
Its's entrapment, have yo nigga breakin nigga laws
But it ain't a matter of mentality, it's reality
Open your eyes, realize bitches ain't nothin but a casuality
But a factor to a nigga wanting fuckin time
She's just an everday, don't wanna catch a fuckin ?mime?
Bitch ain't lieing, so i thought you knew this
Bitch this is how i do this

[short dawg]
You can call eight ball in the corner when you shootin pool
But when you play the game of life, ain't no stupid rules
Gotta go for yours at all times
Cause if you don't, nigga yours will be mine
And i won't go to bed early, won't sleep too late
And i'll never take a punk ass bitch on a date
They say too short baby why you talk so bad?
Just a player ass nigga and that's all i rap about
Bitches, hoes and all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me i might call the bitch
And go diggin in them guts like a gardener
If she starts screamin, i'm gone fuck the hoe harder
Just havin fun with the bitch, as she sprung on my dick
Guess i'll pull it out and just cum on the bitch
And from new year's day to new year's eve
And everyday in between i will do these things, i won't stop bitch

[mc breed]
I like to go to the club mix and mingle
Nigga plays his dick like a 12 inch single
Yeah, so what you bitches wanna do?
Step to me you gots to do my crew, first
When i rehearse i change rearrange
My mentality will bring you to reality
You on me like cologne 'til now
I feel it's time for us to bone so i
Look and pimp the background
Look, listen put the bitch on lockdown
See you hangin out with me tonight
Everythings alright, but a nigga wanna fight
Damn, that's a real player hater for ya
Fuck it, i'll be waitin for ya

[father dom]
I'm droppin lines like a mother fuckin pimp at this shit
I'm gettin hoes out they clothes cause i'm good at this shit
They callin me the pussy jammer cause i'm breakin hoes off
See i'm paid to be boss, i'm kickin back at no cost
Never slackin, just mackin, money stackin that's my motto
With so much game they want to play me like the lotto
Tip the bottle, now i'm drunk as a skunk
High off the dank, but i can't front
See i'm never being senile
See i'm smooth as a nail on a fingernail file
Keepin it wild, but in the meanwhile we the coolest
Sure enough this how we do this

[2pac]
I'm fingerfuckin with my
Now they peepin how a nigga climb on the chart
Ain't fear in my heart, i represent it from the start
Deep, my momma raised me as a g from birth
Be a hustlin motherfucker 'til i sees my hearse
No doubt, i bust a shot for all my niggaz in jail
All the young black males, that got slang yell
Cause its a hard life nigga only thugs survive
Ain't no love, unless a nigga slangin drugs or high
Conversations with these bitches on my mobil
Always in control and never let these bitches know ya
And even though i'm gettin high, a thug nigga gettin by
Catchin bitches spittin lies, i'm gettin mine
All day, i puff a blunt and parlay and sometimes if we party
Gettin my dick licked twice
And death to a trick's life, we can pursue this 'til my shit's right
Went from havin fantasies, to havin hoes leave they man for me
There is no realer man than me
The city of oaktown laced me with my first case
When them punk police tried to break me
Didn't think the shit was cute, so i got a lawsuit
And made them punk police buy my coupe
This is how we do this

-yeah, you know
-we in the house
-this the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll
-ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfucker
-we gone spit that game to ya'll
-and i'm gone tell you one time and one time only
-don't fuck for free
-don't fuck for free, i'm tellin ya
-cause when you do, you gets nathan
-nothing, not a got damn dime for your time bitch
-so ahh, ya gone let me spit this, can i do it?
-short dawg gone spit a little something to ya, check it out

I've been mackin these bitches all my life
And not once have i thought about havin a wife
Short dawg in the house, once again
The one you couldn't get with, so i fucked your friend
Cause i'm a mack, doin what a mack should do
I just scratch, just to make a rap or two
You got to ?? to live, than lay up with me
Can't go to streets, lay up with me
Cause i'm a fuck all night, til i turn you out
If the pussy get dry bitch, work ya mouth
I get a ??? city hoe and take her cash
I break her old funky ass
It ain't nothin like a player from the o
Lettin you know i'm a pimp you a hoe
Nasty ass bitches, wanna fuck with me
I need money, and sort don't fuck for free

Chorus:
My nigga don't fuck for free
You gotta have money for the d-o-g
Us bitches we don't fuck for free
You got to have money to get this pussy

P to the i
M to the p
Niggas in my crew don't fuck for free
P to the i
M to the p
Short dawg baby don't fuck for free


I ain't nothin like mike, i don't play the court
I play bitches, don't you wanna be like short
First off, i never would trick you hoes
You work hard for my money that i get from shows
And some even ask about my rolex
Bitch this came from my platinum checks
So break yourself and drop to your knees
I'd rather have ya mop cause you might have fleas
And even mangie mutts love to fuck
They ain't scared to make a buck
So bust a nut bitch
??? the next one fuckin with me
Cause if you be with me, i'll have ya workin the streets
Short dawg
Their ain't no love involved
Do that old ?? shit, and lick my balls
Don't pause cause ya niggas wish you was me
But to be like short, you don't fuck for free

Chorus:

Mc breed:

- hell yeah
- we got ant banks in the house, peewee in the house, goldie in the house
- and we damn sure got short dawg in the house
- and i am the forever lastin breed hahaha

Chorus:(repeat 2x)
Ohhhh, givin up the funk

Short dawg:

Now i'm about to get with this funk shit
And talk real bad to a punk bitch
Cause i'm that nigga she'll dream about
Stickin my dick all in her mouth
Cause that pussy don't last and i'm on the hunt
Bitches like that is all i want
But you playin that roll and can't say why
Bitch get wit it lets fuck tonight
It ain't cool, don't come with that shit
I'll fuck that fat ass from the back bitch
Tappin that ass like gregory hines
You can have this dick, but them legs is mine
Bitch, the pimp game is the motto
I'll put you in the back of my el dorado
Make that money so the story goes
Ride that bitch like a set of vols
Dip in dip out of that traffic jam
Freaky little bitch gotta have it man
She like to get that money from all you tricks
Shit sound better than parliament
I heard you was a hoe
Where's ya pimp?
Bitch chose me and quit fuckin with him
Old once a month funky cock bleedin bitch
Can't do shit except make me rich
Yep

Chorus:

Peewee:

You love to fuck around for free
But now you fuckin round with peewee
And being fine just ain't enough hoe you's a diamond in the rough
So i'm sendin yo ass to d.c.
Get me some cash to get my ?indica?
Make my cd's, you tossin senators
You can't get crossed up with the pd's
They payin a cost to get g'd
You got frost on your knees
Fuckin and suckin them d's
They usually be havin you cheesin
I got the hook up for suckers
Skeezin for fees and you just send me them duckets
I'm buying beatin disease
You tellim me what you want bitch
You givin up the funk
But you gotta pay a lump
To this nigga name peewee
From the r-i-c-h-m-o-n-d
Bitch you can't hang with me cause yo ass is scandalous
Bitch fuck it damn, that's the end
These bitches want these inches off the dick, cause i'm with the dangerous
Crew
Motherfucker you's a punk and i can't hang with you

Ant banks:

Yo, be comin straight out the pussy
Holdin my nut sack, quick let me bust that rap
How hoes get cussed at
Rashy, you was a warthog, now you's a muskrat
So tramp, i ?? your tramp to much bleedin
Tryin to pursue me, screw me do me
Wanted to do me, started to chew me, then she blew me
Ya'll stay off my level six
You can't proceed i'm like a rebel kid
Makin the devil get
Mad, when the bass and treble hit
So wise up
Keepin yo eyes up
I'm lookin for bitches and bitches to size up
I bust one and thumps one
I bust two and rise up
I'm ready to slide my dick in something hot as wet as you
I bet its you
I'm with the dangerous crew, so let us through
Give up the pussy, give up the head
Drop yo panties and rub your clit
Do the splits, rub your tits
Yeah, i like the freaky shit
So give it up to me straggla
Fuck the cheese and bragger
Before i knock her out, beat her down and drag her
Cause niggas be takin the pussy
Just give it up to me bitch
Don't fight it
The last bitch that tried it, don't fight it
I'm just like a bloodhound
You lick my balls and give me a rub down
You want me to eat your pussy, but you stank bitch
Go scrub down
I get up inside the pussy, spend my day in it
Lay in it, play in it
Wake up and go to sleep and still stay in it
Imagine my dick's the basketball
Yo pussy is the basket
I'm a dunk, smell the room you stank bitch
Cause you gave up the funk

Chorus:

M.c. breed

Now as i slde on this track, i won't be dissin no bitches
I'll just be clockin my riches
Now bare witness as i spit this
Shit that give you the mumps, cause it bumps so tremendously
And niggas be knowin they flowin up tigh as they pretend to be
Some shit that they ain't
Some niggas front, but i can't
I'm sippin tough on the drink
And makin barrels of bank
Yeah, so niggas save that punk shit
I'm comin with that funk shit
See that's how i was raised and my real niggas want this
So nut up or keep walkin
And shut the fuck up when grown folks is talkin nigga
Before you get your back broke
Now what you wanna fuck with a oakland city mack for?
The place you can trip on
Where the niggas be mackin, stealin, killin and pimpin to get they crip on
And take it to the next phase
We goin city to city, leavin hoes in a daze
That's why they call me bad ass
Cause i be puttin boogers on bitches and fartin loud with my fat ass
But yo, i gets paid for that
And its a fact i was strictly just made to mack
So what the fuck you know about me
A loked out, funky ass pimpin og
Fool, you can open your eyes but you can't see
I just gave up the funk, now i'm o-u-t

Chorus

Intro:

Sup?
Short dogg back in the house beeyatch!
And it don't stop to the beat
Ain't no thang but a chicken wing
We gonna do it like this one mo' time

Verse 1:

Straight from oakland, california i'm back again
Short dogg's on the mic 'bout to mack and pimp
We got flavor at the dangerous crew camp
Save ya money, can't use dem food stamps
Other crews like to sample and mix
But our crew, we just play that shit
Live, drums, bass, keys
Niggas don't like it, you can get bees
Stuck in the back of your throat
Fuckin with a pimp named sir too $hort
We coulda sampled the luke but we didn't
I'd rather treat ya like a ho and start pimpin
When will you other brothers realise?
Can't fuck with my crew better feel your eyes
Cos you must be blind if you can't see
And i'ma say this shit quite frankly
I give a fuck when freestylers step up
I don't do it, tell you 'bout it on the next cut
Cos right now we gotta feel the flow
And make sure we keep it real slow
Just like the motherfuckin dangerous crew
We gettin funky like it's 1972
Still puffin on them zags, dressed like pimps
And axe ohio players once again
Can we sample the funk?

Y'know we don't wanna wear it out
We just wanna lil' piece, y'knowhati'msayin?
We ain't goin loopy, we're goin freaky
We gonna funk it track for track
Dangerous crew style
Ant banks let me flip this one more time
Ya ready?

Verse 2:

All you brand new rappers got a new flow
You ain't samplin james brown no mo'
Probably try to sample cameo
Parliament funkadelic, you scandalous ho
You stole it, ossie brothers, bark kays
Barry white, isaac hayes
Have you heard the term 'sample clearance'?
Start the nigga who wrote it, would never hear it
Now we're suin your ass for sure
Got'cha spendin all ya money cos you need a lawyer
You got problems and ya need ta solve em
Ya shouldn't of sampled wouldn't of had dem problems
If you'd have played your own shit
You wouldn't be broke, you woulda made ya long grip, bitch
But that's irrelevant now, my friend
Cos they done wiped you clean like ant banks' benz
Sittin on some three-piece amg's
Better find you a sample, you ain't playin these
Kinda beats, so funky make your fingers pop
If you can't find a sample you ain't got
Not one damn thing for a nigga to ride to
But i been gettin funky since i was in high school
Growin up in that bootsy's rubber band
In '76, seen a mothership land
Nothin but funk all in your face
I like to slow it way down in ass and bass
Cos that's how we be layin tracks
Just flip the funky rhyme and start sayin raps
Get funky with ant banks, peewee, shorty b
Father d, dope d, tony t
The motherfuckin dangerous crew
And that's the drop from the dime, we'll change the groove
Just to sample the funk

Beeyatch!
That's right, peewee friggin the keyboards
Tony t on the drums, shorty b on the bass
Ant banks on the mixing boards, short dogg on the vocals

Verse 3:

Right now you know the story of too $hort baby
First started rappin in 1980
I got more game than monopoly
Now i'm makin money there ain't nobody stoppin me
Used to be local til i signed with jive, man
Used to like to sample now i'm rollin with live band
Now that i finally did this shit
I'm makin one more album and then i quit
And only one thing could make me say i'm not
And that's one million dollars on the spot
Upfront cash, money, no compromise
No schemes, no scandals, don't front and lie
Just pay the man in full
Thirty years old, torch the bull
Ain't givin shit up but the funk
Let these record companies know what the fuck i want
Cos they been fuckin black folks right from the start
When you sign that line tear your ass apart
For every one you get they gettin five
Niggas gettin paid but it don't seem right
I know where i came from and know where i'm at
And my last two albums don't sound real bad
I'm too $hort baby, i ain't no punk
I'm just askin 'can i sample the funk?'
So can we sample the funk?
Bitch!

Outro:

Yeah, you know what i'm sayin?
I'm talkin to george clinton, bootsy collins
My nigga suga foot and diamond from the ohio players
I'm talkin to james brown
We know where the funk came from
Johnny 'guitar' ????
To all y'all niggas, y'all can sample all you want
Here we go loopty-loo
Cos the dangerous crew goin to get funky like this
Flip it!