Elmo Says Boo

Saw a monster in the mirror when I woke up today
A monster in my mirror but I did not run away
I did not shed a tear or hide beneath my bed
Though the monster looked at me and this is what he said:

He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He sang "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang it too
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you
Do not wubba me or I will wubba you

Told the monster in the mirror, "No, I am not scared"
Then I smiled at him and thanked him for the song that we had shared
Well, the monster thanked me too, he smiled right back and then
The monster in the sang his song again

He said "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He went "Wubba wubba wubba" so I sang along
Yes, wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
Wubba wubba wubba is a monster song

Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
He went "Wubba wubba wubba" and I sang along
Wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba
Yes, wubba wubba wubba is a monster song
Wubba wubba wubba is a monster song

If your mirror has a monster in it, do not shout
This kind of situation does not call for freaking out
And do nothing that you would not like to see him do
'Cause that monster in the mirror he just might be you

Singing "Wubba wubba wubba wubba woo woo woo"
Wubba wubba wubba and a doodly do
Wubba wubba wubba you can join in too
Wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba
Yes, if you wubba me then I will wubba you
If you wubba me then I will wubba you

Going wubba wubba wubba is the thing to do
Everytime you wubba us we'll wubba you

When you're down in Transylvania
And the night begins to fall
You might get to feeling lonely
If you do give me a call

Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: (conducting the orchestra) 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, oh yeah!

It gets cold in Transylvania
And the winter nights are long
I'll come by and you'll feel warmer
Dial the number from this song

Just dial Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ...

Lillian: (spoken) Count! Stop at 5!

The Count: Oh, I'm sorry, Lillian, you know how I get once I get started.

Lillian: I've got one more verse, try to get it right!

It's dark in Transylvania
And the wolves begin to moan
And if it sounds too scary
You can call me on the phone

Just dial, come on, everyone!

Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Transylvania 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

The Count: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 ...

Lillian: (spoken) Count! The song stops at 5. How many times do I have to tell you that?

The Count: Only one ... no, two, ... make that three times .... four times .... five times would be perfect .... six would be wonderful ... but, seven, if you could see your way through to ... eight ...