The story so far

My mother told me that I would get stronger if,
I could just keep my attention for a little longer on
One girl, any girl, just a normal kind of girl,
take time to ponder but that girl, any girl,
I'll give anything a twirl, I tend to wander
and I wish I didn't have a Rov- ingeye

Every girl in this place looks good to me, me, me.
Every girl in this place looks good enough to eat, eat, eat.
Every girl in this place looks good to me, me, me.
Every girl in this place looks good enough to eat, eat, now..

When I go out drinking I try to be good but,
I find myself flirting with people that I know I shouldn't,
Tall ones, short ones, 'specially the taut ones, I love them all,
With their long hair, short hair wearing almost underwear, say less is more.
And I wish I didn't have a roving eye......

Every girl in this place looks good to me, me, me.
Every girl in this place looks good enough to eat, eat, eat.
Every girl in this place looks good to me, me, me.
Every girl in this place looks good enough to eat, eat, now..

Well I'm here to tell ya that it can be trouble,
If you're going steady don't bother going for the double,
It's hard not to look, like a fish on a hook, surrounded by ladies.
The best way that I find, to get that image out your mind, is talk about babies.
And I wish I didn't have a roving eye......

And I wish I didn't have a roving eye.

Kicking Pigeons in the park, we had to stop 'cause it got dark.
I went home got a guinea pig that I had stored in my mates fridge.
Grabbed the thing around its throat,
threw it in the bath it didn't float,
Kicking pigeons in the park.

Kicking Pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park,
K-k-k-k-k-king.

Do you ever have that feeling that you wanna punch the ceiling,
So you stamp down on the floor, you can't take it anymore,
In your search for absolution there is only one solution,
Kick a pigeon in the park.

Kicking Pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park,
K-k-k-k-k-king.

Oo-ey-oo
Oo-ey-oo
Oo-ey-oo
Oo-ey-oo
Kicking Pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park,
K-k-k-k-k-king.

Kicking Pigeons in the park, we had to stop 'cause it got dark.
I went home got a guinea pig that I had stored in my mates fridge.
Grabbed the thing around its throat,
threw it in the bath it didn't float,
Kicking pigeons in the park.

Kicking pigeons, k-k-kicking. [x3]
Kicking pigeons in the park.

Kicking Pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park.
Kicking pigeons, kicking pigeons in the park,
K-k-k-k-k-king.

You're so intent with my lyrical content,
that you probably don't realise exactly what I meant.
It may not be up there with J.R.R Tolkien.
But at least you don't need a PhD to understand what I mean
If you're the kind of guy who reads between the lines,
you probably drive a Volvo car and read Financial Times.
It's not about how clever or witty the prose.
It's more about the feel of the song and making sure it flows.

My lyrical content

There's nothing wrong with writing total nonsense lyrics,
I don't have to please anyone, especially not the cynics.
If your the kind of guy who likes to know what's wrong,
I'd rather put a smile on your face and help you bounce along.
Nothing makes us happier than smiling, bouncy faces
so we have to get our music heard in lots of different places.
It's not about how clever or witty the prose,
it's more about the feel of the song and making sure it flows.

My lyrical content

Heard some people saying that you had a sense of humour,
there may well be some truth in that but I think it's a rumour.
Said I get most of my lyrics from Peter and Jane,
I tried using Thesaurus but the songs came out the same.
Like to think we're standing on the funny side of crazy,
our future's looking bright although the past's a little hazy.
It's not about how clever or witty the prose,
it's more about the feel of the song and making sure it flows.

My lyrical content

You're so intent with my lyrical content,
that you probably don't realise exactly what I meant.
It may not be up there with J.R.R Tolkien.
But at least you don't need a PhD to understand what I mean
If you're the kind of guy who reads between the lines,
you probably drive a Volvo car and read Financial Times.
It's not about how clever or witty the prose.
It's more about the feel of the song and making sure it flows.

My Lyrical Content, I just said what I meant,
My Lyrical Content, Wax Lyrical.