Youngest In Charge

I hold the fly microphone in the fly right hand
I'm a real fly guy, better yet fly man
The title that i hold is the fly emcee
Why? cause i'm fly, yeah, that's me
You see, i'm flier than a flyer to a hip-hop jam
I can even fly higher than a plane from panam
Flew, took a flight, yes, to france in the fall
They be cryin when i'm flyin, cause i'm flier than them all
Went to france because i was bored
So i took a flight over on the fly concorde
On arrival i was greeted by the king of france
The queen, a band playin for the circumstance
Up came the royal crier, he unrolled his scroll and said
"he's flier than the sire and his name is special ed"
The king said, "you really think you're really that fly?"
I said, "he read it and he said it," he said, "that's a lie"
I said, "i'm fly, i never lie and, yo, my name is special ed
And if you don't get out my face, i'm gonna fly your royal head"
The king tried to call on his royal troops
Pulled out the uzi and the king said, "oops!"
Up jumped the queen, she called me a nut
So i kicked her in the butt, then i slapped the royal slut
Said, "silence! stop the violence, hear what i have to say - eh"
The tuba played a note, so i shot the tuba player
Hell broke loose, the queen just rushed me
Grabbed me by my pants, began to hush me
Pushed me on the plane, dragged off the shoes
The levi button fly, 501 blues
Ripped off the shirt, took off her royal crown
Disrobed the royal robe, took off the royal gown
Hotter than a stove, worked me over, she was illin
She was suckin me and fuckin like a heated gorilla
Thought to myself, could this really be true, and
Yo, then i thought: yo, what the hell am i doin?
Gave her her clothes and i said, "good night"
Opened up the door, but the plane was in flight
She said, "special ed, we're in the middle of the sky!"
I said, "so? i know, you don't have to fly," i
Licked the switch and flew the latch
Then i kicked the bitch through the cargo hatch

[ dj ak-shun cutting up ]
(action)

[ verse 1 ]
The main attraction dj ak-shun for your pleasure or your leisure
Try to match the scratch and you will end up in a seizure
Strain upon your brain, you can't contain the plain fact
That if you tried to cut this hard i bet your record would crack
Or either break, what does it take to make your hair-do
I have to put a speaker to your ear for you
To say, "hey, i like the way the deejay is playin"
Cause that's what you'll be sayin
You'll say, "i want a deejay just like that one"
(inside di action)

(i want action)
(action)

[ verse 2 ]
I'm special ed, my deejay's name is ak-shun
Put together we're two, yet we're both number one
Cause ak-shun got the scratchin, as well as the catch
And i the funky super psychodelic words that match
And we're the best at what we do, in our professions we're the highest
Is it understood, we're very good, if not, try us
One thing to know if you decide to disprespect
Is if you're weak we reserve the right to reject
We don't waste time with toys or weak crews
Wanna rhyme, get in the line, i take you out by the twos
And ak-shun, try to battle him, you're gonna need luck
He's a destroyer, he'll destroy ya, make ya self-destruct
Explode like a bomb into pieces, so then
Superglue couldn't put you back together again
And oh, by the way, you say you want satisfaction
Well, all you had to say was (i want action)

(i want action)
(step back)

[ verse 3 ]
What a man, it's ak-shun that remarkable man
If you heard that he could do it, he can do it, he can
If you heard it, if you word it with your lips, what i mean
Is that he cuts so clean, you would think he was a dream
You had, the man is bad, yet the man is not a nightmare
I don't think that it's right or rather quite fair
To a new deejay, you '86er
You can't be the man who was born on a mixer
If you think you broke a record, ak-shun is the fixer
If you need a remedy, ak-shun uv is the elixir
Cause if he picks her, then he gets her and he sticks her
On to the record player and then he licks a
Fingertip for more attraction
And then he makes her say (action) (i want action)

Brooklyn, new york, flatbush to be specific
Is the topic of the composition, so people, if it
Offends, i recommend you get off, you soft tush
Come down, come around to the bush, the bush
Live in the bush, flatbush, that is the place
Where i rest with the blessed, don't jest, it is a waste
To try, you might die, so i abort the mission
Try to fight, you might end up in critical condition
Cause we don't take shorts, not here, not in the bush
And if you wanna get around, you gotta know how to push
The boys make noise and the girls be slappin curls out the head
Try to fight back, black, you get dead
In the bush
The bush

We got the brothers with the heads in dreads
On the corners like pigeons
Smokin marijuana but it's their religions

We got the others on the pipe tip
Goin on the flight trip
Soon on the toon, your mother will right-grip
Basin up the world, chasin up the girls
The fire got too high till you're facin up your curls
Now you're burned, learned your lesson
Stop messin with the crack, black, cause now look how you're dressin
Chokin and totin on the pipes and the woolers
While the dealers are your friends with the benz plus medullahs
And rings, they're kings because of what they push
And they're part of the heart in the bush, the bush

I'm special ed, and yes, i'm takin it all
The school that i attend is ersamus hall
Live in flatbush, yes, i'm on
No, i'm not a god, but my word is bond
I got the knowledge, wisdom, understandin
Not fussy, but demandin
No, i'm wise, understand
Mess with me, i break your hand
Stop your heart, take your breath
With the diagnose of death
Remove your brain from your skull
Make ya dumb, make ya dull
Sow you up and cut your hair
Put you in a science fair
Tell em that your name is john
Make you a phenomenon
Freak of nature, make em hate ya
Not a girl will ever date ya
So step off, because you're soft, and i'm a soldier
Go get your crew, and you can tell em what i told ya
Tell em how i burned ya, how you got dissed
Then form a line, so i can add em to the list

If you come to the bush keep a low pro
Cause you might catch a knot or a shot or a blow
To the face in this place, if you base you will be broken
Comin off the train you gotta pay another token
What this means is, you pay for your protection
Pay a fee and never see a reflection
Again, my friend, or rather foe, you know the deal
Either hear or feel
Choose one, but at least you got an option
Be my son or be up for adoption
Why in heaven's name would you diss?
Do you wanna kiss a fist?
We can do this, properly, you're on my property
This ain't a game, but you can say it's a monopoly
Cause i control the total supply, and you're the user
Akshun makes the cuts and howie tee is the producer
We make it or break it, so take it just like that
Yes yes y'all, we're all from flat-
Bush, the bush

Monster jam

This is a monster jam

[ verse 1 ]
This is a monster jam
I'm a vet, yet i never been in vietnam
But come to think of who i am
It's not amazing that you're praising all the lyrics i flam
When i'm bustin a discussion to the percussion
I leave it to the flatbush crew to do the rushin
Cause i'm kinda laid back, mc's please stay back
If you try to riff, you'll be stiff on the way back
Home, inside a box with bottles and rocks
I know the time, you know why? because i got nuff clocks
In my house, always like to know the time of the day
Take a shower every hour to be sure that i stay
Fresh and never less, because i don't like germs
On the mic i like to psyche by usin phrases and terms
That only i could begin to comprehend
And understand how i use and choose the lyrics that blend

Monster jam
This is a monster jam

[ verse 2 ]
I got the dope hype--type style
Try to bite, we might fight and you will not smile
Cause i'ma damage and ravage, you are a savage
I'ma choke your mediocre, novice, average
Ass into a pulp, then i'ma gulp ya up
>from out a cup and leave you without a hope
I'm only dope, yo, i'm just provokin your brain
I like to tease, i like to skeeze, i got a brother named wayne
And i'm a taurus, i brush my teeth and also use ???
I'm a king, i like to sing, i got a choir and a chorus
I was born on the 16th of may
You do not have to know the year, just be concerned you hear the day
So you can bring me my crown and then king me
Rejoice to the choice voice, then sing me
A song, make it long, so that i can hear
The praise for days and days and days to the next year

[ verse 3 ]
I'm a special professional, my kind is ???
The rhymes are so precise just to the fraction of a decimal
Rhyme, so sensational, i'm very educational
This is a presentation, i guess it's presentational
Yo, i'm special ed, i get the bread, i get the cash
Don't steal, i make it, try to take it, get bashed
I am protective and selective when i choose my rhymes
Unlike the other mc's i make g's, not dimes
I got a rhyme to keep you rockin all the time
Like i said i'm special ed, if you don't like it - the heck
Cause i'm a slow pace, never race, never smoke the crack base
>from the pipe or the wooler, not a fool, much cooler
Not dunce, smoked once, never ever choked once
Look good, dress fly, love ??? apple pie

(think about it) --> rakim

[ verse 1 ]
Sometime i wanna rhyme, but then again i must wait
For the approaching of a toy to introduce him to his fate
Death, i always try to figure out why
Sucker mc's wanna battle me when they know they will die
In the end, so why pretend you're livin trifle
I'ma rope you up like a cowboy, stifle
Your throat with my microphone cord, cause i'm the lord
Of the rhyme, some people say that they can never get bored
Cause i'm exciting, pleasurable listening
I'm only tryin to show you what your records keep on missing, and
I'm only tryin to help our your crew, and
I know i must forgive ya, cause you don't know what you're doin
So sucker mc's, please think twice
Would you join the navy if you didn't like the gravy and rice?
Think about it

(think about it)

[ verse 2 ]
Think about that, then think about this
If i tried to hit you, do you think that i would miss?
Well, i'm fast, i only hit the center, mass and head
I'm special ed, funkadelic relic of the ages
If you like this, then i got pages and pages
Some dumb bubbleyum bubblegum chewin
Chumps be screwin
I the fly, i wonder why
What's the reason for the treason, huh, you wanna die?
I'm high-post, higher than most
Not from france, but i eat french toast
I'm international, i make the cash in all ways
Got dollars in my pocket, cause man, it pays
To be smart, i turn my art into an empire
Cause i grow and grow, so you know i never tire
Got the status and the clout, no doubt
Of all time, i got the rhyme to take you out
Cause my rap is like a trap that you fall into
I'm special ed, now who the hell are you?
You're unknown, don't even own a microphone
You can't rap, you make me wanna cap a stone
In your eye, why do you persist to make noise
When ever since i was a kid i never did like toys
I get furious, leavin mc's curious
In a daze, my hits do faze
I recommend you listen to the phrase that pays
Don't jest, you won't succeed
I make you bleed till you need a transfusion
This is no illusion
I know you're gettin blurried, don't worry, it's confusion
Of the mind, don't whine, you can't cry forever
It'll take your life to decipher the clever
Rhymes that i say in the way that i do
Akshun luv, my deejay, i guess it's on you
But is there anybody better? i doubt it
And if you think you are, i think you better think about it

(think about it)

[ verse 3 ]
The lyrics are suffice, suffice are my lyrics
Idolized by the public, praised by the critics
Worth more than gold, longer than a giraffe
Take em to the pawn shop, get a yard and a half
And i'm the creator of the rhymes you praise
All of y'all with the gall i will leave in a daze
Try to battle me, and i'ma make it my job
To burn you as i turn you like a shishkebab
Cause yo, the style that i portrait is the style of a leader
If you' re really gonna battle me, you're really gonna need a
Whole crew, not two, three or four
You gonna need a whole posse, a mossie or more
Cause i'm strong, rap long, yet the rhymes don't drag
Like a bag full of tricks or a trick in a bag
I'm uprising, surprising
Not a nag, not antagonizing
Cause i'm full of fun, and i got a gun
To kill mc's fresher than me, but there are none
Cause i've looked everywhere
Under every rock, in every chair
Mc's they try to hide when i get hot
I know that they hide, but where i know not
You're nothin but a sucker, chump you're scared
You tried to battle me, but you wasn't prepared
You slept, i crept up, shot your drawers
And now you're runnin for your life like you're swimmin from jaws
But go, i know that you've learned your lesson
Go to church, just confess, and
Tell the preacher you committed sin
You battled special ed when you couldn't win
Tried, you cried, you shouted, you pouted
But i told ya - you should thought about it

(think about it)