1. _ So
So maybe another way would have been better
If you had been older or had known a thing or two before you set sail for the new world
Sail for the new world, mate
All this ships ahoy
Trouble is all of the things i hate
But i'm still a young boy
In the meantime a chance in the form of a light
Makes a man take a stance and dash his boat up on the rocks
In the dead of night
So what if you had been lucky then
What would it make you?
So there'd be a statue so people won't forget you set sail for the new world
Sail for the new world, mate
Let's not and say we did
Trouble comes and it seals your fate
As you turn into the skid
Sail for the new world, mate
All ships ahoy
Trouble comes when you graduate
But i'm still a young boy
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2. _ Nurds
I'm so glad i am one
Nurds
When i was a young girl
I went to catholic school
Hung around all the nuns
That was so uncool
All the other girls were wearing
Makeup in fourth grade
But i was not allowed
I wore anklets and prayed
Nurds
Paula duvle dyed her hair
And started going out with boys
I was into homework
And trying to get toys
It was around that time
I discovered what i was
For instance i said policeman
But paula called them fuzz
Nurds
Then i went to high school
It really hit me hard
I started finding out that
They were calling me retard
In the gymnasium
I was not a hit
There was something really interesting
About the way my gym suit fit
Nurds
I'm so glad i am one
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3. _ Louis
Louis has money
Just at a time in his life when he thought he
Was hopeless
You see him a lot these days
On the cover of this, on the back of that
Looking a hundred different ways.
Louis, you have money
Louis has moved on
All of his friends want to get somewhere
He used to hang out but he can't go back there just now
And all his affairs are economic.
He says, "that's not the way that i want it.
Holy moses! i got my share."
How is he doing?
Ma says he wears too much makeup
With all the wrong people he tends to take up.
He tries to tell her, "thing change, ma."
She ain't buyin' it lou.
She doesn't see the need for you to be such a
Modern man.
He's got nobody to thank.
If he's cryin' at all he's cryin' all the way
To the bank.
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4. _ Move
Sunday
Cold weather
Home, that's where i'll stay
Ok i admit it
I've been drifting
Dreaming the hours away
Dreamin' of love
The gentle kind
I don't have to prove myself
All of the time
Working
Years at a job
Burning for a raise
Let's face it
I'm no go getter
Worthy of a boss's praise
Worthy of love
The unusual kind
I don't have to prove myself
All of the time
At the bus stop when the evening falls
Resting there until the driver calls
Hurry it up now hurry it up and move, lady
Magic
It's a shiny train
Stealing away in the wind
I can't catch it
So i close my eyes
Feel it against my skin
Feeling that love
You're a friend of mine
I don't have to prove myself
All of the time
At the bus stop in the hazy dawn
Come on mister one last lazy yawn
Hurry it up now hurry it up and move, lady
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5. _ Christlike
He wants to be christlike and never be jealous
So he lets her go on about all the other fellas
But the animal in 'em awakes with a growl
And a skin 'em cannibal scowl
Skin 'em cannibal scowl
And a swing from the trees with his teeth like a chainsaw
Come near me i'll rake off your face with one paw
Watch me now i'm beating my chest like a robber
Who steals from my meat as i rend and slobber
He sits in the plaza in tunic and sandals
Watching her bent over buying the candles
And he thinks he'd like to take her from behind
Would the scribes and the pharisees mind?
Scribes and the pharisees mind
A woman approached me all bent and repentant
I blessed her and set her wherever she went
Will these followers ever stop doggin' me now
That i've thrown off this stone and got loose somehow?
A life that you try to put into a grave
Comes back every easter to haunt you and save
But my nature is wounded and bloodied and hung
From a cross for my sings and the sings of everyone
Oh those sins of everyone.
I'm jealous goddamnit! i'm christ and i'm jealous
And angry and sad and oh father please tell us
I'm human and god and i'm animal too
As i listen to her going on about you
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6. _ The Boat Family
I am a little piece of chocolate
Expensive and mean
No nutritional values have i
You may have me
Once in a while
I will make you smile
You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans
More than a bargain to me
You take hours to cook
You have serious taste
You make me sob
I am a poison and i am fun
Illegal lightweight luxury
You are the law the long hard road
Grave inevitable destiny
This is story of the boat family
Came over here from the red china sea
Moved into the sovereign state of suffern
When they got their picture taken they were laughin'
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7. _ Factory Girl
As i went out walkin' one fine summer's mornin'
The birds in the branches they did gaily sing
The lad and the lasses together were sportin'
Goin' down to the fact'ry their work to begin
I spied a fair damsel far fairer than any
Her cheeks like the red rose that none could excel
Her skin like the lily that grows in yon valley
She's my own bonnie annie my factory girl
I stepped did up to her just thinkin' to view her
But at me she cast a proud look of disdain
Sayin' "stand off me young man and do not insult me
For although i am poor sure i think it no shame"
"it's not to insult you fair maid i adore thee
Ah pray grant me one favor it's where do ya dwell?"
"kind sir forgive me it's now i must leave you
For i hear the dumb sound of the factory bell"
Now love is a thing that does rule every nation
Good mornin' kind sir and i hope ya do well
My friends and relations would all frown upon it
Besides i'm a hardworkin' factory girl
Oh it's true i do love her but now she won't have me
For her sake i'll wander through valley and dell
And for her sake i'll wander where no one can find me
I'll die for the sake of my factory girl
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8. _ Holidays
She's the kind of girl who pays for herself
And the money don't come rolling in
Been living here outside of fifteen years
Say how do you do where does she begin
Those lollipop eyes
No longer surprised
Still willing to try
Worried she'll get to be
As big as a house
Her apartment is small
She's got to stay the size of a mouse
Walking around
The old neighborhood
There were several wiseguys
She'd do over if she could
Please no more lies
Warm september skies
Still willing to try
But the holidays
Holidays are hard
Sun's so bright
She pulls the shade
Puts a dinky dinner in
It's factory made
She bought the book
How to help yourself
Climb up on the chair girl
And take it down from the shelf
Cracks open a smile
Ain't she got style
Still willing to try
But the holidays
Holidays are hard
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9. _ Bobby's Song
Think he's got a crush on me
I saw the whole scene
What makes you think
He's got a crush on you
Cause he played his song for me
I was sitting there too
What makes you think
He played those songs for you.
If his girlfriend wasn't there
He would have been free
To make it known that
He's in love with me
He was in a plane crash
He plays the clarinet
He's trying to stop drinking
But his girlfriend
Hasn't left him yet
Did you see the way he gazed at me
In between the notes he played
It's stupid to believe in stuff
That happens on a stage
Think you must be very drunk
You're seeing double
Sober up or you're in big trouble
But did you see. . .
Bet he calls me up this week
When you weren't looking
I slipped him my number
And then we kissed.
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10. _ You (make My Life Come True)
Once offered the chance of a lifetime
I wasn't able to do it
You laid yourself on the line
Baby somehow we got through it
You make my life come true
Lost fumbling around in the dark
I wasn't able to see it
You came and turned on the spark
Showed me myself so i could be it
You make my life come true
Who played it so i could hear
A voice worthwhile inside me
When i looked up from my fear
You were the one standing beside me
You make my life come true
With nothing to hold in my arms
My heart was wounded on empty
Disregarding all the alarms
Starting me overflowing with plenty
You make my life come true
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11. _ Can We Go Home Now
Woke up alone
In a strange bed
Lookin' around
Shakin' my head
Pulled my boots on
Went downstairs
She was sitting
In one of the chairs
Can we go home now
Was what i said
She looked at me
And said we
Are home
Matter with you
I nearly forgot
The difference between
What is and what's not
Plenty of sky
Castles of sand
Sea 'n' stars
Busted my hand
Can we go home now
I've had enough
She looked at me
And said though
Luck
Suck
Watchin' tv
The whole day through
Bough bending low
With nothin' to do
Sun gone down
The railroad track
Breathing a cry
When she comes back
Can we go home now
I wanna go home
She looked away
And said please
Stay
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12. _ The Death Of Suzzy Roche
I work in the laundromat
The one that suzzy roche
Does hers at
I hate her guts
She thinks i want her autograph
She's got stinky crusty socks
She's got underwear that shocks
O what a pig, she's such a pig
I'd like to stick a turd in her mailbox
Some people really have a lot of nerve
Everywhere they go they think they
Should get served
Everybody in the laundromat is equal
Suzzy roche
She hands me a ten dollar bill
Asks so sweetly if i will
Give her some change
I'd like to bang her head
Against a windowsill
She says the machine is broke
The way she loaded that thing is a joke
Broken machine, another broken machine
Now i'd really like to cut her throat
Some people. . .
She decides that she's got to get out of there
Other people waiting but she don't care
Cycle is through, her cycle is through
I took out her clothes and threw them everywhere
Boy was she mad when she got back
I said listen honey don't give me no flack
Pick up your clothes, pick up your clothes
And when she did i stuck a knife right through her back
Some people. . .
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13. _ It's Bad For Me
Your words go through and through me
And leave me totally dazed
For they do such strange things to me
They nearly make me gloomy
For you dear are so clever
So obviously the top
I wish you'd go on forever
I wish even more you'd stop
Oh it's bad for me it's bad for me
The knowledge that you're going mad for me
I feel certain my friends would be glad for me
But it's bad for me
It's so good for me so new for me
To see someone in such a stew for me
And when you say you'll do all you could for me
It's so good for me it's bad for me
I felt til you whispered to me
Completely left on the shelf
But since you started to woo me
I'm just crazy about myself
It's a boon for me a break for me
To hear that your heart's on the make for me
Yet no matter however appealing
I still have a feeling it's bad for me
It's so sweet for me it's swell for me
To feel that you're going through hell for me
Yet no matter however appealing
I still have a feeling it's bad for me
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14. _ The Great Gaels
The great gaels of ireland
The race that god made mad
For all their wars are merry
And all their songs are sad
Words remembered by john a. roche
From a poem by g.k. chesterton
Called "the balled of the white horse."
(thanks to peter fallon)
Music derived from a traditional irish fiddle tune entitled "john roche's favorite"
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15. _ One Season
One season i was born
Fell down like an acorn
I am the only tree
And everybody leaves
I've got to get away from you
Bud growing up at me
Resentful face i see
A harsh light seems to damn you
Is it because i am you?
I've got to get away from you
I need to find a love that's true
Loose leaf lay on the bed
Hair falling around her head
I watched her from the shore
I can't do any more
I've got to get away from you
I'll come and visit you in the zoo
We go on arguing
No one can say a thing
Set down your key and trumpet
Go have a dream and hump it
I've got to get away from you
You don't know what you put me through
Prized fighter with bruised pride
A fuse blew when you tried
To fix the worn out wire
And set the house on fire
I've got to get away from you
If only for a day or two
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16. _ My Sick Mind
Listen to the people talk.
Listen to the people talk.
She's such a good girl.
She's such a good girl.
No. nobody knows.
Nobody knows;
Not even your best friend knows the bind you're in.
I checked
Myself in the mirror
Before i came out tonight
Changed clothes several times
And now i feel
As though i put on airs.
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17. _ My Winter Coat
The fit is generous and loose
The coat is filled with down of goose
Should i feel guilty about that?
I wouldn't wear the fur of a cat
The coat is black so in new york city
It doesn't look dirty it stays pretty
The cuffs are purple which perfectly suits
A pair i already had of boots
Can't help sharing on a personal note
A secret i have concerning the coat
One of the reasons that it got my vote
Is the way it lies open around the throat
For me th collar mustn't come too high
Because well all right my skin is dry
So each morning i rub my face with oil
And the fabric you see the grease could soil
Can we speak a moment about the lining
After my own heart's designing
It's nylon so your skirts don't wind
Up in a bunch around you behind
When the time comes for the coat to clean
You throw this thing in the washing machine
Drying you doubt but the filling does fluff
I'm here to proclaim this coat is enough
The length of the coat is below the knees
So in the cold your legs don't freeze
I'm nuts about another one of its charms
There's plenty of room underneath the arms
The coat's not bulky it weighs about an ounce
And it's practically void of any frivolous flounce
I will admit it has shoulder pads
All things considered it's not so bad
It looks all right even from the side
I guess because the bottom isn't overly wide
Okay so you say you'd prefer something hipper
But can i just tell you about the zipper
I searched for it for many years
Last one i had i tore up in tears
It turned me into jack the ripper
But now i stepped in cinderella's slipper
It runs from the gullet to just south of the crotch
And workin' it's a task you can hardly botch
It's made of a material that will not rust
It won't get stuck you don't get fussed
It undoes easily in the usual way
But you can also pull it up if you'd like to, let's say
There's snaps as well which i don't even use
But they beat out buttons if i had to choose
I remember the night i went to the store
Fighting my way across the cloak-stuffed floor
Suffocating i was it seemed
When from a rack this last hope beamed
Of all my requirements i pursued the trail
To find furthermore the damn thing was on sale
It had a small chain at the back of the neck
So you could hang it on a hook but it broke what the heck
With the end of each sleeve i'm totally smitten
Ample space for to emerge a thick mitten
If you wanna be warm it wins far and away
It's like walkin' around in your bed all day
I know you're not supposed to be so fond of a thing
But today this is my heartfelt inspiration to sing
I hope you don't think i'm merely trying to be clever
I wish this coat would last forever
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18. _ When You're Ready
When you're ready you will find it impossible to be cool
If you're ready there's no need to be worried
About coming off like a fool
So long eddy it's been beautiful knowin' ya in this school
Are ya ready?
Come up to heaven
Happiness it is a given
You gotta see this
Atmosphere it is the freest
There's nothing to stop you
When you're ready you'll be over the rainbow and on the moon
You'll be pretty
When you're ready you will find it impossible to be cool
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19. _ Home Away From Home
She was twenty six when she came to the burbs
Where the family secrets stop at the curbs
I was nine when she moved next door
She had married a republican he was for the war
He was mean he beat her up
All the time preaching that republican stuff
Hated blacks hated jews
Knelt down sundays at our lady of the blues
Over at my house things were sad
Because my folks were always fighting that made me feel bad
I went to her door with a cookie tin
I said i am your neighbor would you let me in
She was big having a baby
She asked me are you hungry and i said maybe
She gave me soup a piece of toast
She gave me what i needed the most
Yeah,
Thank you for the love you gave
To me as a child
There must have been so much pain
That you never cried
In my
Home away from home
Then one day we found a sick bird
On the very same doorstep where i first met her
Being a nurse well, she took the bird in
And we fed her with an eye dropper til the following spring
When the time came to let the bird go
This is what she said when i cried no
If you keep her locked inside
Honey, she won't be able to fly
Yeah,
Thank you for the love you gave
To me as a child
There must have been so much pain
That you never cried
In my
Home away from home
Home away from home
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20. _ This Feminine Position
I've got the apple in me
Original cinnamon style
I'm gonna be fightin'
Night and day
To keep you
At your distance
Weaken discuss the menu
Weaken discuss the cause
We can discuss the other women
You've deserted
With your sweet and sour sauce
Because you're makin' it
With the apple in me
I've cooked this goose before
And i have had it with the devil
He was as stiff as he was bored
This feminine position
Tripped up with reptile
Into that most feminine position
Too fat to turnstile
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21. _ I'm Someone Who Loves You
What if your father has a stroke
When you are ten
Then sits like a rag doll
Wheelchair in the den
You start failing school
Breaking every rule
Pretty soon you're a bum
Then one day you meet a girl
At first sight
You both stand speechless
In the hall through the night
What ever happened to her
There are traces of what she were
She wanted to be a nun
Both of you begin to cautiously
Whisper words
You sit together chirping
Little tiny love birds
Who knows what you said
If only you could touch her in bed
She certainly is the one
Time passes by and you ruin it
Before your eyes you are losing it
How can you get what you need from her
Now you become just a weed to her
I'm someone who loves you!
That was years ago
Now the new mexico hills
You sometimes describe to her
Heavy telephone bills
She lives way back east
Says can't you keep in touch at least
But you don't call her up
Deep in the heart
Of the life you live
Tenderly you treasure
Every kiss that you give
Don't think about her much
You kicked away that crutch
So you could walk alone
By now you know you can't ruin it
It's just that one day you stop doin' it
I'm someone who loves you!
I'm someone who loves you!
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