The Ego Has Landed

Oo we've got a live one, featherweight icon
Heroes let 'im down so he sleeps with thelight on
And there's nothin' left to do but kneel downand pray
Sail away with caesar if you're a non believereverybody get high if you're a
Diamond geezerit's the devil that needs ya so go out and play

Blame yourself it's easierthere's no need to trouble her you trouble hermy heart is starved of love
Jesus in a camper van he said sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimesespecially when he goes round
Saying i am the way

And now it's four in the mornin' yes yes y'all in
No one can shoot but everybody's scoringtrust me it's boring get down and pray

They told you not to meddle with the bass and the treble
There's dust on your needle and you think that
You're a rebel

You're evel knievel so get down and prayblame yourself it's easier
There's no need to trouble her you trouble her

Jesus in a camper van he said sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimesespecially when he goes round
Saying i am the way

I am the way, i am the way, i am the way
I am, i am, i am, i am, i am, i am the way

Jesus in a camper van he said sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimes

Jesus in a camper van he said sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimes

Blame yourself it's easierthere's no need to trouble her
Blame yourself it's easierthere's no need to trouble her

Jesus in a camper van he says sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimes
Jesus in a camper van he says sorry toleave you but i've done all i can
I suppose even the son of godgets it hard sometimes

Hello sir, remember me?
I'm the man you thought i'd never be.
The boy who you reduced to tears,
The lad called "thingy" for six whole years.
Yeah that's right, my names bob,
The one who landed the popstars job.
The one who you told: "look don't touch"
The kid who wouldn'y amount to much.
Well i'm here, and you're still there
With your fake sports car and receding hair
Dodgy, farout trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman that teaches art
Married to the life
Married to the school
"i want to sing and dance sir"
Now who's the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought i was barmy
"settle down thingy, join the army"
And who were you to tell me this
The dream i want i'll have to miss
Sir is god, he's been given the right
To structure lives overnight.
Now i know life's true path,
Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh.
Nah, not me, i'm a mega civillian
I won't leave my life riding pillion
But thanks for the advice and i'm sure it'll do
For the negitive dickheads just like you.
As for now the different weapon
Stage and screen is about to beckon
And here i sit in first class
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass.

Lazy days
Calling to you
Come out to play
The future lies with you
Now you can be sure
Love is the cure
What we're searching for
Is to have
A jolly good time

Crazy days
But you'll get me through
And here i'll stay
Holding on to you
Now you can be sure
Our thoughts aren't pure
We'll unlock the door and we will have (and we will have)
A jolly good time

It can happen in any season
We don't need any reason
To sit around and wait
The world could change in a second
So i find the sunshine beckons me
To open up the gate and dream
And dream

Lazy days
Don't let them get you down
Wear your smile
I don't want to see you frown
Don't let them get you down
In can happen in any season
We don't need any reason
To sit around and wait
The world could change in a second,
So i find the sunshine beckons me,
To open up the gate and dream
And dream

Then we will have
Then we will have
A jolly good time

Time, time, time
Yeah yeah yeah yeah............

Taken from life thru a lens


She's taking me places,
I should never have been
She's showing me faces,
I should never have seen
Well these are strange days,
We're living in today
C'est la vie i say

I hope i'm old, before i die
I hope i'll live to relive
The days gone by
I hope i'm old before i die
Well tonight i'm gonna
Live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope i'm old before i die

She's not feeling stable
She's unable to breathe
Her heart's beating faster
So i'll ask her to leave
These are strange days,
We're living in today
Am i straight or gay?

I hope i'm old, before i die
I hope i'll live to see the day
The pope gets high
I hope i'm old, i hope i'm old,
Before i die
Well tonight i'm gonna
Live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope i'm old before i die

Well these are strange days,
We're living in today
C'est la vie, i say, i say, i say

I hope i'm old (i hope i'm old)
Before i die
I hope i'll live to relive
The days gone by
I hope i'm old before i die
Well tonight i'm gonna
Live for today
So come along for the ride
I hope i'm old before i die
I hope i'm old
Before, old before i die
Old before, old before i die
Die, die, die
Old before, old before i die
Die, die, die

Tell me a storywhere we all changeand we'd live our lives together
And not enstranged

I didn't lose my mind it was mine to give awaycouldn't stay to watch me cry
You didn't have the timeso i softly slip away...

No regrets - they don't workno regrets - they only hurtsing me a love song, drop me a line
Suppose it's just a point of viewbut they tell me i'm doing fine
I know from the outsidewe looked good for eachotherfelt things were going wrong
When you didn't like my mother

I don't want to hate but that'sall you've left me with
A bitter aftertaste and a fantasy ofhow we all could live

No regrets - they don't workno regrets - they only hurt
(we've been told you stay up late)i know they're still talking
(you're far too short to carry weight)the demons in your head
(return the videos they're late)if i could just stop hating you(goodbye)
I'd feel sorry for us instead


Remember the photographs (insane)the ones where we all laugh (so lame)
We were having the time of our liveswell thank you it was a real blast

No regrets / they don't workno regrets / they only hurtwrite me a love song, drop me a linesuppose it's just a point of viewbut they tell me i'm doing fine

Everything i wanted to be everytime i walked awayeverytime you told me to leave i just wanted to stayevery time you looked at me and everytime you smiled
I felt so vacant you treat me like a childi loved the way we used to laugh
I loved the way we used to smileoften i sit down and think of you, for a while
Then it passes by me and i think of someone else instead
I guess the love we once had is officially dead

Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
I'm a burning effigy
Of everything i used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi
Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon cher

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your see through fads and your crazy phases yeah
Little bo peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear

Your mind gets burned
With the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's got to be heard
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mum and dad

So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

He may be good he may be outta sight
But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on

Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you

Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on
Come on come on come on come on

Repeat

We've got stars directing our fateand we're praying it's not too latemillennium

Some say that we are playerssome say that we are pawns
But we've been making money since the day that we were borngot to slow down, cause we'll low down.


Round and round in circles live a life of solitude
'till we find ourselves a partner someone to relate tothen we slow down, before we fall down.


We've got stars directing our fateand we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from gracemillennium

Live for liposuction, detox for your rent
Overdose for christmas and give it up for lent
My friends are all so cynical refuse to keep the faith
We all enjoy the madness 'cause we know we're gonna fade away.


We've got stars directing our fateand we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from gracemillennium


Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Come and have a go if you think you are hard enoughmillenniummillennium

We've got stars directing our fateand we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from gracemillennium

(sometimes you know)

And when we come we always come too latei often think that we were born to hate
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.and when we come we always come too late
I often think that we were born to hateget up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.

We've got stars directing our fate (millennium)
And we're praying it's not too late (millennium)
'cause we know we're falling from grace (millennium)

(and we won't stop)

We've got stars directing our fateand we're praying it's not too late
'cause we know we're falling from grace millennium (fades)

You're one of god's better people
And you don't know
That's why you're special
And i cry so i can talk like this
From my downbeat existence
And i know that you can make my wish
If my wish is pure

But i don't know
I just don't know
I don't know
Let me love you so

Now i can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you

You're one of god's better peopleand you don't know
That's why you're special
It must hurt to see your favourite man
Lose himself again and again
And i know that you're my only friend
From way back when

My wish was pure
It was oh so pure
It was pure
I couldn't love you more

Now i can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you
Now i can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you

And everybody's going to step aside
As you spread your wings and you will fly
And take me to the other side where they know

'cos i don't know no more
I just don't know no more
I don't know
Let me love you so

Now i can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you
Now i can't live this without you
I'd die without you
Without you, without you

You're one of god's better people
And you don't know
That's why you're special