Some Stupid With A Flare Gun

The same sun shone through the window glass
The table was set with the good plates
You came down in your new easter dress
And he smiled when he said your name
He called you kitten

Who knows if you were right or not
And who cares if you lost or won
You kneel down arranging the wreath you brought
And your back is warmed by the same sun
He called you kitten

Scatman crothers he and i are brothers
He's got an x-tra nipple and i'm fascinated

That moms mabley i heard she had a baby
It's got an x-tra nipple and i'm fascinated

I'm so fascinated by these special people

Frank langella he's my kind of fella
He's got an x-tra nipple and i'm fascinated

Bo-bo-barigmy chicks they really dig me
I've got an x-tra nipple and they're fascinated

Here's my folded finger church and here's the steeple
I'm so fascinated by these special people

Robots coming through the corn
Magnus, sir lancelot reborn
For you he lays it on the line
For you defending human kind
Built a little wider magnus, robot fighter

Robots up around the bend
Magnus, with you until the end
For you he takes it to the wall
For you annihilates

I caught you lying again it's pretty easy if you know how to play
So what you say we make it two out of three
I heard you're dying again well what disease have you contracted today
Just as long as you don't give it to me as you don't give it to me

You're waiting tables again and you're counting on a generous tip
But then the tipper doesn't always come through
You're in the gables again getting ready for a fabulous trip
You'd better watch or it could happen to you

When the devil's minions take you down try to mark a path
Something i can follow
When the devil's minions hit the ground you can point and laugh
Cause i won't let them swallow you down

You're on the trestle again and your toes are hanging over the edge
And your reflection's in the water below
We'll have to wrestle again but there's a wager that i'm willing to hedge
Cause you can bet i won't be letting you go

When the devil's minions take you down try to mark a path
Something i can follow
When the devil's minions hit the ground you can point and laugh
Cause i won't let them swallow you down

This is sadness and here's what you can do with it
Leave it in a dumpster for the garbage man to find
This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it
Punch it in the stomach and blacked both it's eyes

And rest assured that you don

Thirty candles on the birthday cake
She tries to blow 'em out
Does her best but leaves the one still burning
It's hard to figure out
It's hard to figure out she says
Picking up the knife
When she considers how the one still burning
Best describes her life
She runs her thumb along the knife blade laughing
And cuts the bad part away

Reverend father on the t.v. set bringing her to god
She never met him never held his hand
She thinks it's pretty odd
She thinks it's pretty odd she says, picking up the gun
Blue pistol in the screen light glowing
There's a job needs done
She runs her thumb along the gun sight laughing
And blows the bad part away

They found her hanging in the neighbor's barn
Swinging in the breeze
Long legged with her toes near touching
As pretty as you please
As pretty as you please she says picking up the axe
She's walking out beyond the woodpile claiming
She's gonna bring her back
She runs her thumb along the axe head laughing
And chops the bad part away