Crystal Ball

Puss

Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Ooh, expert lover, my baby
Ever had a crystal ball?
Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?

As bombs explode around us and hate advances on the right
The only thing that matters, baby, is the love that we make 2night
As little babies in make-up terrorize the western world
The only thing that matters, baby, is love between a boy and girl

Oh, expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All 4 fun and fun 4 all

I can't remember my baby's voice cuz she ain't talkin' no more
Only the sound of love and prayer echo from the yellow floor,
Yellow floor
Huh, she's sayin'

Oh, baby {x2}

How many times have u called my number
Wishing i was someone else?
How many times did my heart tumble
Feeling sorry 4 myself?
How many times have i kissed u
And smelled another man's perfume?
How many lonely nights i missed u
Wishing 4 ya body in my lonely room? (lonely room)

Baby, if u break my heart one more time
It'll be the last heart u'll ever break
I've taken all i can take
Baby, this heart wasn't made 2 break

How many times can u hurt me (hurt me)
Before your conscience makes u stop? (stop, stop, oh)
U made it all, why now desert me?
Baby, u know u can never cop (never cop), never cop
A body that'll do u like i do
U got 2 get your thing 2gether sister
I'm tired of being your fool

If u break my heart one more time
It'll be the last heart u'll ever break
Baby, i've taken all i can take
Baby, my heart wasn't made 2 break

Baby, don't u break my heart
No, no, don't do it!

If u break my heart one more time
It'll be the last heart u'll ever break
Darlin', i've taken all i can take
Baby, this heart wasn't made 2 break

(when u fix your mouth 2 tell that lie)
When u fix your mouth 2 tell a brand new lie
(never before told, by and by)
Never ignore the truth, by and by
(false words should never be spoken)
False words should never be, never be spoken
(my heart should never be broken)
And baby, my heart should never be, never be broken

If u break my heart one more time
It'll be the last heart u'll ever break

Yeah, one of 'em.
Yeah, one of them nice breezy motherfuckers

Nigger. what u lookin' 4 nigger?
Oh hold it, stop
Motherfucker didn't even have the headphones on
U. u.

This song is called.
This song is called bacon skin, hit me
It's dedicated 2 my first wife
Her name is, oh lord, cloreen
She's just fat, hit me

2 nasty
I said now big dumb u
U. bacon skin
Just fat, but u know where it's at
I wish u was thin
Cloreen bacon skin

Brotch, u can't fuck with that, look out
And the band said
And look out, said
Wait a minute, i said
Bacon skin, hit me
Sexy
Don't touch noth. don't u touch snare or cymbal
U just tap, good god

I wanna sing 2 this girl
I said baby, wait a minute
When we're all alone
We try 2 make love
Somebody call u on the phone
I don't know what his name is
But i know, i know this is life
But that, that's real, baby, u my wife
Cloreen bacon skin, wait a minute

Oh good god, i said
Wait a minute
Oh, then the band said
Nice and breezy, nice and breezy, come on i said
Once more on the 1, come on
And the band said
That's alright, that's alright
U old motherfucker, u a senior citizen, look out
U can't fuck with me
I'll drive u 2 the ground
Ok jerome, open the high hat, here we go

Rumbling, rumbling, yes
Keep that pocket, don't get excited, come on
Yeah, come on, said splash
Good god
Everybody say cloreen bacon skin
Everybody say
U can't fuck with that
Eruption in your face
I'm 2 sexy, i'm 2 sexy, sexy one in the place, good god
I'm sexy, lovesexy right down 2 my feet, good lord
And i'm sexy, good god, with the bacon meat
Pork meat, close the high hat up, come on say

I can smell that shit
That's nasty, 2 nasty
Y'all let me go, look out
Good god, nasty bass
Good mutha, eruption in your face
Good god, look out said

Cloreen, i got somethin' 4 ya
What's the matter, don't u like me?
Am i 2 old?
Splash, oh shit!
Oh shit

I can't stand it, i can't stand it
Now when i look in the mirror
And i see this ugly face, good god
I just wanna run, i wanna run over 2 your place, yes
I wanna see, good god, someone that's uglier than um, um.
I said, i said uglier than me
Uglier than me
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy, look out now
I said fellas, what's the word? {x2}
Look out
Bacon skin, come on, splash
What u go'n do with that?
Everybody, everybody come on, dance
Everybody come on, dance
We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this
Just me and bacon skin
Alright, that cloreen's brother 4 my drummer, look out
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
Oh, somebody gonna see my bald spot
Good god, i don't care
I got bacon skin
Bacon skin on my plate, good god
I want 2 love ya
Cloreen, why u wanna make me wait?
I wanna get sexy, i said
Oh lord, i said
I wanna get sexy
Cloreen, come on, get down
Come on, splash

Come on, good god
Cloreen's brother alfred
Alfred, alfred, i need u 2 talk 2 me son, come on
Alfred, good.
Come on, alfred, talk 2 me now
I wanna. i got 2 hear u say, say alfred
I can't hear ya, come on, talk 2 me now
Alfred, come on, talk 2 me now
Come on, bacon skin
Alfred, do u hear me talkin' 2 ya?
Alfred, don't, don't ignore me
Say nigger, say
Talk 2 me, come on, come on, talk
What cha need, what cha need?
U wanna, u wanna open your hat?
U wanna open your hat? well open it up, come on, get down
Yes!
Come on
The volcano erupt in your face, good god
Oh lord, old nasty
Alfred, talk 2 me alfred, come on
Oh lord, i can't stand it
Talk 2 me alfred, come on
There u go, come on, lord
Alfred
Everybody else come on and dance, good god
Come on, everybody dance
Alfred, come on and dance
Dance
I can't stand it, i can't stand it, oh dance
Oh lord
Alfred, jump up on the bell, come on, let's go, good god
Good god, oh shit
Old motherfucker say, i wanna say
We gonna take it home, yes we is
Rumbling, look out
U can't fuck with that shit, yes
Turn it up one time, come on, i said dance
Shit, oh lord
Look out, i'm outta phase, i can't stand it
I said uh
I wanna see some of the bacon skin
Cloreen, cloreen
U can't fuck with that, talk 2 me alfred, come on
And the drummer say
Oh shit, alfred
Well, where the hand claps at?
Good god, alfred
We done burn the house down
Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on
Say alfred!

We done burn the house down, we got 2 go
We done burn it down, we got 2 go
What cha can u say after that?
Sexy, come on, come on
Everybody get sexy

Cloreen, i wanna talk 2 ya
Cloreen, oh lord
Cloreen, u're the ugliest woman that i've ever seen
I'm not jivin'
Baby, there's one thing the lord loves and that's the truth
And baby, u one ugly motherfucker
I'm not lyin' 2 ya
U know the lord loves the truth, don't ya?
Well, why the hell can't u take a bath?
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy
We don't need no instruments
2 funky in here
Get sexy
Everybody get sexy
Yes, old nasty
This funk ain't goin' no place
Cuz it's old, it's old and sexy
Cloreen bacon skin

Pound on the floor tom one time, come on
Yes
We go'n. wanna go 2 the jungle one time
We gonna go 2 the jungle, good god
Go 2 the jungle one time, good god, said
And the band say one time
Good god, band said
Blisters, i got some blisters, good god
All my brothers and sisters, good god
Bacon skin, good god
Everybody come on

Everybody
Bacon skin
Alfred, we got 2 get the hell outta here
Oh lord
Let's go over, yo, let's, let's.
Is this where u live alfred?
Is this where u live?
Oh shit, this a nasty place, this is nasty
Everybody
This is nasty alfred
Mmm, i like it, i like it
We, we can't stay here, we got 2 go
We got 2 go alfred
Oh shit, 2 funky
We got 2 go alfred
U got any old james brown records? huh?
Good god, everybody, lord

Come on alfred, pack your shit
We got 2 get the hell outta here
Open the hat one time, put on your hat, come on
Yes, oh shit
Put on your hat, good god
Oh lord, jump up on the bell alfred, come on, get your coat
Yes!
That's a nice coat alfred
How much u pay 4 that?
That much, huh?
Yeah, i like it
U're glad i like it, huh?
Yes
Oh shit
I said oh lord
Put on your boots alfred, let's go
Ahhh!

Well, well, well
Maybe i'll want cha 2morrow
(the most beautiful girl in the world)
On the deep blue sea

Perhaps u noticed that i never look u in the eye
I'm just afraid that i might die of my love 4 u
I wanna kiss u, but baby, i dare not try
Or my dreams most surely will come true
So that's why

Good love, u got a

I don't like this much 2 drink
I was there
I know right now it's hard 2 think
I don't care
But it's time 4 u and me 2 wonder
Why we're here
Maybe we should roll 2 the rock and rumble
Calhoun square (let's roll)

Chorus:
Meet me there
If u dare
Calhoun square!

It don't matter clothes u're wearin'
Or your hair
If u're freaky, they don't care and
They don't stare (ain't nobody lookin' at u)
All that matters if u're happy
And if u're there (are u there?)
Don't u wanna roll 2 the rock and rumble
Calhoun square? (don't u wanna? come on now)

Hey!

Chorus

Walk through veils of many colors
If u dare (do u dare?)
Jasmine, peach and love 4 others
In the air (it's all in the air)
Don't be shocked 2 see your mother
In the chair (sit down, baby)
Everybody roll 2 the rock and rumble
Calhoun square (oh lord)

Hey, come on!
Oh lord {x2}
Here me now

Calhoun square, calhoun square {x2}

Meet me there
If u dare
Calhoun square!

Last night when i left u fast asleeping
I should have contemplated suicide
4 the smile upon your face that's well worth keeping
By morning - smears 4 every tear u cry
I could manage a week or 2 without those kisses
It'd be hard, but something tells me i could try

Chorus:
4 that matter, whatever 2 make u reconsider
Is there truth when u make love 2 a lie?
Excuse me, but is this really goodbye?

Why'd i ever let u in this morning?
Why'd i let u come inside my door?
I should have known without that smile adorning
Your face - a kiss was not what u came 4
That's when your hand reached out 2 touch me gently
At least that's how it happened in my mind

Chorus

Can't begin 2 understand how i think about u (everything)
Everything i wanna do, i cannot do without u
However wrong u want - i'll be
Just please (please) don't leave (don't leave)
If it means this life without u, baby
I swear i'll spend it on my knees
Excuse me, but is this really goodbye?

Last night when i left u i was so sure
We'd be 2gether 4ever and 4 days
And now my shade of blue couldn't get no bluer
I don't even know what i did 2 make u go away
I could possibly stage a front and play the cool one (cool one)
Heart in my hand tryin' 2 hold back every cry

But who would applaud me when it's u, my one and only
Who ever gave me a good reason not 2 die
Excuse me, but is this really

18 & over

(come) {repeat in song}

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya (yeah, baby)
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya (yeah, baby)
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

Now wait a minute

This ain't nothin' but a little funky mac song
All i'm sayin' is that i wanna smack it all night long
On and on until the early morn'
Givin' up all u need so u can get your groove on
And as long as i got your attention (yeah)
There's a couple of new positions that i'd like 2 mention
Did u ever hear the one about the pinwheel? (no)
That's the one where i put your legs behind your head
And real dirty like, i'ma spin u around
And grab u by the waist and pump u 'til i hear my baby say
"oww!"
That's what i know u like
I'm your nigga now about 2 read your rights
And as sure as i'm a nasty boy (what?)
My girl, u know u got the right 2 make plenty noise (oh!)
Cuz this is your night and i'm gonna do u real good
Just like a kimosabi, bone ranger should
Come

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
Come
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

And [arrive]

That's what we layin' 4 in the 9 5
As long we know it's safe, we ain't riskin' no lives (yeah)
My doctor's name is feelgood, makin' it so i do
And if your name is "healthy" then it's cool with me and u
Just come - yeah baby, u should do all that
Come - yeah baby

(oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over

Hi yo silver, it's the bone ranger, i'll freak u 2 the marrow
With a little somethin' that i call the wheelbarrow
Walkin' up on your hands while i straddle your thighs
In goes the truth and out goes the lie
And before the beach gets 2 sandy (uh oh)
We'll call a wet towel, w.c. is handy
And it's all nice, comin' one, comin' twice
And if the johnny's sick, we'll have 2 take the trip 2 electricity
And check out the sights (check out the sights)
And check out the sights

When i blow that mind, baby (all night, alright)
I'm gonna drive u crazy (all night, alright)

(oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over

Electricity (electricity)

Plug it in if u dare, plug it in if u dare
This motherfucker's so fast, it eats underwear
So there, my little sweet sugar bear
If that ain't enough 2 make u throw your hands in the air
Then i'm all gone like the horns in this song (oh oh oh oh!)
Cuz i gots 2 keep u comin' 'til the early morn'
And if u like that, then u can come back
And if u don't smack and i'm out

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya

When i blow that mind, baby (all night, alright)
I'm gonna drive u crazy (all night, alright)

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

Hey! {"cross the line" sample}
{"down on it" repeats in bg}

Say baby, what u waitin' on?
4 u, uh, ain't no other fish in the sea
What u waitin' on?
Acknowledge me

Acknowledge me, don't dog me anymore
I was here in the beginning and i'll be here 4ever more
Acknowledge me, i only wanna be your friend
I can make u happy baby, over and over again

Saw u at the party, u were lookin' so fly
Everybody wanted your number, u wanted mine
U came right up 2 me in one wink of an eye
U told me that u think of me both day and night and that is why

I've got 2 know how can u give your body 2 another
When your mind is here with me?
U need a friend much more than a lover
That's all i ever said i wanted 2 be

Chorus:
Acknowledge me, don't dog me anymore (no baby)
I was here in the beginning and i'll be here 4ever more
Acknowledge me, i only wanna be your friend (oh baby)
I can make u happy baby, over and over again

I'm waitin' 4 the phone call, but it just don't ring
I'm lookin' 4 a letter or a sign from heaven or anything
Everyday that goes by is another day i want u more
I'd give a million dollars 2 see u baby standin' at my door

I'll lay u down and tell u stories
About the way that we could be
And when u're ready 2 feel the glory (feel the glory)
I will only want 2 love u when it's somethin' that u need

Chorus

Not that u care 4 a silly rhyme frontin' an old clich

And now i'd like 2 turn your heart 2 a tale of sheer delight
A song of adulation, love and fear
No one loved him better, no one better sacrificed
She gave her angels that summer night

Fate as she designed it took her from her man
Destiny and love don't always go hand in hand (hand in hand)
As the world lay waiting like an embryo in a womb
She gave her angels that night in june (she gave her angels)

She gave her angels 2 a man because her man had none
2 watch over him till she returned - her man, her lover, her son
Her father 4 all these things he meant 2 her, she felt it right
She gave her angels that summer night {x2}

If u got the time, baby
I got the ride
If u got the time, baby
I got the ride
Where i wanna go
Keep u satisfied

If u like it real slow, baby
I got days
If u like it real slow
I got days
But if u wanna take the short cut
I know the way

If u like 2 be alone
I like 2 watch
If u like 2 be alone, baby
I like 2 watch
But if u want some good lovin', baby
I'll give u all i got
All i got

If u got the time, baby
I got the ride
If u got the time, baby
I got the ride
Where i wanna go, girl
Keep u satisfied

If u got the time, baby
I got the ride (vegas)

(hold... hold... hold onto your wits!) {sample}

Break down
This is a bust (hold onto your wits!)
All u sorry motherfuckers up against the wall
If u don't play, bite the dust
Cuz in a couple of simple fuckin' phrases
I'm gonna hip u 2 the fuckin' place of
The brand new mad style, uh
Cuz these are the days of wild - hit me!
(hold onto your wits!) {x2}

Pop guns and weed? brother please!
We're 2 wise 4 now, since the other 90's was better suited 4 that biz
Back when dick was fuckin' liz
Before soda pop had fizz
Don't blame it on a jockstrap full of jizz
Mentality so insane
I got a tech-9 2 and it's called my brain
Shoot another brother? not 2day
Death from envy is the only way
Here i can tear shit up cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild

Hooker, bitch and ho, i don't think so
I only knew one and never told her though
I thought about many times (diss me?)
But that's the kind of shit that make u check your mind
Is your blood type the type that flows
Or is your blood type the type just stereo?
A woman every day should be thanked
Not disrespected, not raped or spanked
And if a woman ever said i did
Uh, she's a motherfuckin' liar and i'm a set-up kid
And i can tear shit up y'all cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild (hold onto your wits!)

Oh oh oh, by the way, i play guitar!

Tennis shoes and caps, now that's phat
Up until the day another wanna laugh behind your back
Sayin' we all look the same, huh
God bless america, home of the brave
I'd rather dress 2 make a woman stare
I'm puttin' on somethin' that another won't dare
It's a freezer burn compared 2 cool
And if u still got loot, then who's the fool?
Everybody wanna take the stand
Mind your own motherfucker, let a man be a man
I can tear shit up y'all cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild - hit me!

Much props 2 the upside down double 6
Baddest, freezer burnin', head turnin', make a brother yearnin',
Sister walkin' the face
U know who u are
4 love

(hold onto your wits!) {x2}

Hit me! {repeat 2 fade}

Never say die, never say why (oh yeah)

Chorus:
Make your mama happy
Make somebody proud
Never say die, never say why
Stand up, touch the clouds

Billy got a test in geometry
He didn't study night before
He wants a steady job and a salary
So i guess he gotta study more
That's why we're sayin'

{remix of love sign from 1800-new-funk (1994)}
(we don't stop) {repeat sample in song}

Love sign {x2}
Love, love

Chorus:
If u're sick of evil knocking on your door
Throw up the love sign once and 4 ever more
If u'd rather make love and have a little fun
Throw up the love sign everybody and not the gun

In a chariot of red and gold
The cool, fuzzy voice said, "come save your soul"
Before the fear of rejection reared its head
He stood before the masses and calmly said

Chorus

In the day of where and why we all belong
Don't nobody wanna hear a silly love song
And if they did then we would sing it on the news
While u're aiming your gun at me and i'm aiming back at u

Chorus

Now
Song now
Everybody sing the song now

If u only had one year left 2 live
What good is the time u spend if u got no love 2 give?
Let's all get up off the front and find a cause 2 back
Then we can teach the babies replications of the act, of the act

Chorus {x2}
(sick of evil knockin', yeah)
(then ev..everybody, oh)
(we can have a little fun)
(everybody, oh yeah)
(oh yeah)
(4 ever more)
(make a little love now)
(we can make love instead of guns, oh)

Now