A Television Workshop

(bobby troup, trans. konishi)
Translators: ed valdez and ted mills


Do re mi, do re mi
Okashi na tegami
Anata ga kureta
Onpu de kakareta tegami
Zenzen yomenai tegami
Do re mi ga watashi no nayami

Demo
Anata no tegami wa
Itsumo onajimi
'i love you' toka souiu tegami
Yomenaku tatte wakaru wa do re mi

Ai no kotoba wa itsumo tsukinami
"watashi wa anata no koi no dorei"
Yomanaku tatte wakaru wa do re mi

Do re mi, do re mi
Okashi na tegami
Anata ga kureta
Onpu de kakareta tegami
Zenzen yomenai do re mi
Tegami ga watashi no nayami

Sou
Anata no tegami wa
Itsumo onajimi
'date' shitai toka souiu tegami
Kondo no doyou no 'date' no tegami

Do re mi, do re mi
Okashi na tegami
Anata ga kureta
Onpu de kakareta tegami
Demo 'date' shite ageru
Doyou wa watashi mo yasumi

Do re mi, do re mi
Do re mi fa so la ti


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Do re mi, do re mi
That amazing letter
You gave me
Wrote in musical notes
Totally unreadable letter
Do re mi is my trouble

But
Your letters are
Always the same to me
Like "i love you" you write to me
To know without reading is do re mi

Words of love are always conventional
"i am your slave of love"
To know without reading is do re mi

Do re mi, do re mi
That amazing letter
You gave me
Wrote in musical notes
Totally unreadable
This letter is my trouble

Yes
Your letters are
Always the same to me
Like "do you want to go on a date with me?"
"how about a date next saturday?"

Do re mi, do re mi
That amazing letter
You gave me
Wrote in musical notes
But i'll go on a date with you
Saturday is my day off, too

Do re mi, do re mi
Do re mi fa so la ti

(konishi)
Trans. andrei cunha


Me to me ga atta
Shiranai hito
Dakedo fushigi
Doki doki suru

Konnichiwa tte
Hanashikaketa
Me to me ga atte
Nikkori shita
(makka ni natta)

Me to me ga atta
Shiranai hito
Dakedo fushigi
Koi ni ochita

Dare demo so
Suki na hito wa
Sugu ni wakaru no
Me to me ga atte
Doki doki shite
Koi ni ochiru no

Yuki dashite
Hanashi kaketa
Ima ga chance
Hanashi kaketa

Me to me ga atte
Makka ni natte
Mo nannimo
Mienaku natta

Otoko no hito to
Onna no hito ga
Kyo mo meguriau
Otona ni nareba
Suteki na koi ni
Kitto meguriau

Me to me ga atte
Koi ni ochita
Kuchibue datte
Fukitakunatte

Otoko no hito to
Onna no hito ga
Kyou mo aishiau
Otona ni nareba
Bokutachi datte
Kitto aishiau

Me to me ga atta
Suteki na hito
Dokidoki shite
Mitsumeau no

Yuki dashite
Hanashikaketa

Koi ni ochita

Dare demo so
Suki na hito wa
Sugu ni wakaru no
Me to me ga atte
Doki doki shite
Koi ni ochiru no


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Our eyes met
Someone i don't know
But it's strange
My heart beats fast

I said hello
To strike a conversation
Our eyes met
I smiled
(and blushed)

Our eyes met
Someone i don't know
But it's strange
I fell in love

It's this way with everybody
When you meet mr right
You know it right away
Our eyes met
My heart beats fast
I fall in love

Gathered all my courage
Struck a conversation
That's my chance now
Struck a conversation

Our eyes met
I blushed
And couldn't
See anything

Boys and
Girls
Will meet today
When i become a grown-up
I'm sure i'll meet
Someone really nice

Our eyes met
We fell in love
Just whistling
And breathing

Boys and
Girls
Will fall in love today
When i grow up
We will surely
Fall in love

Our eyes met
A nice guy
Our hearts beat fast
What i've been looking for

Gathered all my courage
Struck a conversation

We fell in love

It's this way with everybody
When you meet mr right
You know it right away
Our eyes met
My heart beats fast
I fall in love

Translators: andrei cunha
Man from studio: hai sassoku


O-kiraku gokuraku kara ne

Ugo-ugo kun: o-nen-ne
O-nen-ne toka

Lhuga-chan: (laughs)

Man: hai ii?

Lhuga-chan: ochitsuite yo

Man: oi, chanto tatte,
Tatte ita ho ga ii.
(asks someone else:)
Tatta ho ga ii desu ka?

Ugo-ugo kun: hora
Koboshimakutte
Koboshimakutte

Man: daijobu.
Swatta mama
No ho ga ii desu ka?
Hai ja.
O-kiraku gokuraku
Kara ne.

Ugo-ugo and lhuga:
O-kiraku gokuraku!


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Man from studio: ok let's do it.
Start from 'o-kiraku gokuraku' (*)

Ugo-ugo kun: hush hush
Little baby...

Lhuga-chan: (laughs)

Man: you're ready?

Lhuga-chan: calm down!

Man: hey you! be a nice boy
And stand up.
(asks someone else:)
Should they be standing up?

Ugo-ugo kun: look out!
You're spilling this
All over the place.

Man: it's ok.
Should they be
Seated?
Ok we're all set.
Start from
'o-kiraku gokuraku'

Ugo-ugo and lhuga:
O-kiraku gokuraku!

(konishi)
Translators: andrei cunha
Translator's introduction:


"shiritori" is a japanese game. the first player says a word, the second player must say a word beginning with the last character (syllable) of the first player's word, the third playe
T say a word beginning with the last character of the second player's word... and so on. the players are not supposed to say the same word twice.

This track consists of two shiritori matches: the first one features maki-chan and the two kids from ugo-ugo lhuga. the second one features other characters from the programme.

Ugo-ugo lhuga was a programme for kids, now discontinued. it had a cutting edge quality to it that assured it became a legend among kids and adults who watched it. it often featured very surreal
Sketches. some of the crazyness of the programme was immortalised in this pizzicato album, especially this track, shiritori shimasho.

(editor's note: although theoretically for kids, the show's title is the phrase "go-go-u ga--ru" pronounced backwards, a "go go girl" being slang for the kind of party-all-ni
Oung lady so often sung about in p5 songs. this was a hint that the show was also aimed at the hip young party-goer returning home at the break of dawn, having just caught the first train out of
O. the animated title sequence, indeed, featured a godzilla-size party girl rampaging through the streets, only to be felled by three young boy superheroes. other signs of the show's hipness: ba
Und posters featuring such bands as big drill car, and others.)

It was very difficult to translate this track because a lot of the humour and irony of the original just wouldn't work in english. after i had finished the translation and re-read it, i realised
Ort of reminded me of the tea party with the mad hatter from alice in wonderland (and i certainly used much of its language as a model for the translation, unconsciously) -- all those people pla
This game in a completely subversive manner, going really crazy about it, but acting as if everything had strict rules which should be properly observed. the dialogue is absurd, but everybody is
Erious about what they are doing one forgets they are not actually making any sense.

My favourite line is 'oyamada keigo? otona? hito?'

Hope you like it
Maki: namae wa?

Ugo-ugo: ugo-ugo desu

M: namae wa?

Lhuga: lhuga desu

M: ja ugo-ugo-kun
Lhuga-chan
Shiritori demo
Shimasho ka?

U: ii yo

L: ii yo

M: ja
Watashi kara...
Saru!

U: roulette
(ruuretto)

L: to? tomato

M: to? togarashi

U: shika

L: kame

M: megane

U: nezumi

L: mi? mimizu

M: zu? mmm...
Su demo ii no ne? (*)
Suika

U: kamome

L: medaka

M: ka. kamome.
Yutta? yutta? (**)

U: yutta yutta yo!
Boku ga yutta yo

M: so ka? ka... kaki.

U: kitsune

L: neko

M: ko... koinu
(muzukashii)

U: nuri-e

L: e? entotsu

M: tsuki

U: kitsutsuki

L: ki? kiji

M: jidosha

U: ya... yari (***)

L: rika

M: kagaku

U: ku... kuri

L: risu

M: suzume

U: menko

L: ko? koma

M: ma? mammoth
(manmosu)

U: su? suzume!

L: yutta!

U: mm yutte
Nakatta yo ne!

L: yutta!

U: yuttene yo!

M: yutta yo ne...

U: ah ja maketchatta

L: su da yo su!

U: skunk (sukanku)

L: ku? kuma

M: ma... marimo

U: mo...
Mori da yo mori

L: ri? mata ka yo
Ri ri... risu
Yutta yo ne

M: pass shitemo
Iin da yo

L: ri... pass

M: atashi ga ri?
Ri... nai yo ne ri.

U: boku wa aru

M: honto? ja pass

U: rito-kujira


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What's your name?

It's ugo-ugo

And yours?

It's lhuga

Ok so ugo-ugo-kun
Lhuga-chan
Shall we play
Shiritori?

Ok

Ok

Ok so i'll start
Saru!
(monkey)

Ruuretto
(roulette)

To? tomato

To? togarashi (red pepper)

Shika (deer)

Kame (tortoise)

Megane (spectacles)

Nezumi (mouse)

Mi? mimizu (worm)

Zu? mmm...
It's ok if use su too, right? (*)
Suika (watermelon)

Kamome (seagull)

Medaka (killifish)

Ka. kamome.
Oops! somebody already said that?

I did!
I did!

Really? so... kaki (persimmon)

Kitsune (fox)

Neko (cat)

Ko... koinu (puppy)
(this is so difficult)

Nuri-e (colour book)

E? entotsu (chimney)

Tsuki (moon)

Kitsutsuki (woodpecker)

Ki? kiji (pheasant)

Jidosha (automobile)

Ya... yari (spear)

Rika (science)

Kagaku (chemistry)

Ku... kuri (chestnut)

Risu (squirrel)

Suzume (sparrow)

Menko (a japanese game)

Koma (horse)

Ma? manmosu
(mammoth)

Su? suzume!

We already said that!

We did not!
Did we?

We did too!

No we did not!

I think we did...

Well then i lose

Come on! su!

Sukanku (skunk)

Ku? kuma (bear)

Ma... marimo (duckweed)

Mo...
Mori! (forest)

Ri? no, not ri again!
Ri ri... we already said
Risu right?

You can pass
If you don't know

Ri... i pass

It's me? ri?
Ri... i can't think of anything

I know one

Really? ok i pass

Rito-kujira (wild whale)


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Yume no kyoen
Shuuru-kun
Tomato-chan
Terebi-kun no
Otona no
Shiritori desu yo!
Terebi-kun ga
Saisho ni
Iimasu kara
Tsugi wa
Tomato-chan
Shuuru-kun
Desu kara ne

Shuuru-kun,
Tomato-chan:
Haaai!

Te: oyamada keigo

To: oyamada keigo?
Otona?

Te: otona desu.

To: hito?

Te: hito desu.
So iu koto
Janakute
Shiritori desu yo.
Dozo!

To: go ne?
Gogo no yugure

S: kirei desu ne.

Te: kirei desu ne

To: ufufufu!

S: lemon tea
(remon tii) chodai

Te: o-suki nan
Desu ka?
Lemon tea wa?

S: so desu ne.

Te: lemon tea
Chodai no i no
Ikuko-chan ga hai!
Watashi no
Shiriai nan desu.
Terebi-kun no.
Totemo kawaii.

To: i?
Inu no
Mawari-san no
Koinu

S: nu

Te: irun
Desu ka?

To: mochiron!

S: nu?
Otona no
Shiritori desho?

Te: otona no
Shiritori
Desu yo!

S: nu ne?
Nureteru ne
Kore wa mata
Zentaiteki na
Koto ne
Fuinki desu ne

Te: fuinki (**)

S: nureteru ne

Te: otona no
Shiritori
Desu ne

To: nan daro!

Te: ne kotchi e
Kite no te
Otona no shiritori
Desu.
Terebi-kun mo
Ko iu koto
Ierun desu yo

To: tomato-chan wa
Tsugi? te?
Tendon
Tabeta
O-hiru? (***)


S: ta...
Tamaru misuzu

Te: ko iu meishi ga
Ii no kana?
Tendon tabeta
O-hiru?

S: ru? ru ne? ru...
Right?
Ru ru ru ru ru...

Te: utatte wa ikemasen

S: dame da ne
Ruby (ruubii)

Te: takusan
O-kai ni natta
To iun
Janai desu ka?

S: tanjoseki desu.

Te: bi to bo-tsuki
De bi ne?
Beads (biizu) no
Tsuita
Jacket (jaketo) mo
Suteki
Kamoshirenai
No i!

To: mata i na no?

Te: otona no shiritori
Desu kara

To: kimatterun janai!
Inu no mawari-san no
Otona
Otona no shiritori!


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And now the dream team
Shuuru-kun (*)
Tomato-chan
And terebi-kun
Will play
Shiritori for grownups!
I will say
The first
Word
And then
Tomato-chan
And shuuru-kun
In this order



Ok!

Oyamada keigo (cornelius)

Cornelius? what's that?
A grownup?

A grownup. precisely.

You mean like a person?

A person yes.
This is
Beside the point.
We're trying to play
Some shiritori here.

Ok so go.
Gogo no yugure (twilight in the afternoon)

Oh that's so lovely!

Really lovely.

He he he.

Remon tii chodai
(could i have some lemon tea?)

I gather
You are quite fond of
Of lemon tea

You could say i am yes.

Chodai ends with an i
So
Ikuko-chan ga hai (ikuko-chan is...)
Ikuko-chan is an
Acquaintance
Of mine.
She's very cute.

I?
Inu no mawari-san no koinu
(the puppy that belongs to
The policeman with a dog)

Nu

You don't mean
He actually has one?

He does too.

Nu?
This is supposed to be a shiritori
Strictly for grownups right?

Yep.
This is strictly
For grownups.

Ok so nu it is.
Nureteru ne (it's so wet!)
This is just
A general remark.
I don't mean anything by that.
It's just... for the atmosphere.

Yeah i know. the atmosphere.

It's so wet!

This is
A shiritori
Strictly for grownups.

I wonder what he meant by wet!

Ne kotchi e kite
(hey you come over here)
This is a shiritori
For grownups.
Me too
I can also say
This sort of thing.

I'm next?
Te?
Ten... don...
Tabeta o-hiru
(did you have fish and chips for lunch?)


Ta...
Tamaru misuzu (a person's name)

I wonder if this utterance
Complies with the rules of the game.
Fish and chips?
For lunch?

Oh i'm so sorry! it's not ta! tis ru

Ru... (sings) ru ru ru ru...

Singing is not allowed!

It isn't now is it.
Well... ok... ruubii (ruby).

You mean
You have bought
A lot of them
Of late?

It's my lucky stone.

Ruby ends with
A bii.
Biizu no tsuita
Jaketo mo
Suteki kamoshirenai!
(i wonder what a jacket
With beads
Would do for me)

No! not i again!

I just said that because
This is a shiritori for grownups.

Well my answer goes almost without saying.
Inu no mawari-san no otona no shiritori!
(the shiritori strictly for grownups
Being played by the policeman with a dog)