Diary Of A Sinner: 1st Entry

[Petey Pablo:]
Let's take some calls from the request line.
Caller number one......


[Caller:]
Ay,...man whats up.
This is Dominique from shay lil' shack bar.

[Petey Pablo:]
What's up Dominique.

[Caller:]
I wanna hear that song from Lil' Jon and
Petey Pablo.

[Petey Pablo:]
Aight, I got that coming right up for you.
Now shout out to the radio station that gave
you what you wanted.

[Caller:]
Double-u boom boom b baby!!

[Bridge:]
(How you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the front?
(how you like it daddy?)
Would you do it from the back?
(How you like it daddy?)
Fyna break it down like that!!
x2


[Verse 1:]
24, 34, 46, good and thick, and once you get it
she'll work wit it. Put a face and some cute
lips, earing and a tongue and she'll know what
to do wit it. Make a name for herself, and
she'll do her shit well, and know how to keep
her business to herself.
Come over anytime a nigga call chick, 1 o'clock
2 o'clock, (ding dong) and she right there. And
she know why she came here, and she know
where her clothes supposed to be (off and over
there.)

Sniff a little coke, take a little x, smoke a little
weed, and drink a little bit. I need a girl that I
can freak wit, and wanna try shit, and ain't
scared of a big dick. And love to get her pussy
licked, by another bitch, cus I ain't drunk enuf
to do dat.

[Chorus:]
FREAKALEAK!
(Do you like it daddy?)Shameka
Kiesha
(Do you like it daddy?)Tara
FREAKALEAK!
Shonda
(Do you like it daddy?)Sabrina
Crystal
(Do you liek it daddy?)Daronda
FREAKALEAK!
Theresa
(Do you like it daddy?)Falicia
Tenisha
(Do you like it daddy?)Sharon
FREAKALEAK!
Monica
(Do you like it daddy?)Monique
Christina
(Do you like it daddy?)Yolanda


[Verse 2:]
I need to know a whole lot then to teachin' a
broad, with my ding dong make her tongue
tickin the bong.
Go on ahead so I don't have to do that far, Im
spoiled (and I don't like to work that hard) I
like to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time, and
let your eyes roll back, and your toes curl. (I
love it when you do dat girl) Until it comes time
for me to have to give her hers.

Tell me what you want, do you want it mission-
ary with your feet cramed in the head board?

Do you want it fron the back with your face in
the pillow so you could yell it loud if you want
to? Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it
on the chair? Do you want it over here? Do
you want it over there? Do you want it in ya
pussy? Do you want it in ya ass? I'll give you
anything you can handle!

[Chorus]


[Bridge]


[Caller:]
Yeah, I appreciate it lil' home boy.

[Petey Pablo:]
Not a problem. You know I do it because I
love you. Now I got to give a shout out to Sea-
Grim Gin cus i drink it and they paying me for
it.

[Chorus x2]

Hey
And i can't be to late
How long we gon be here?
To when
Where the hell is this taken me too?
Man ya'll crazy the fun room?
No
The what?
Man
Ohh lord
C'mon
Ha..ha
Ohh lord
Ah.....ah

[petey pablo]
Its...its..its petey pablo (ah)
The first one to run the ball (ah)
97 yards in the first quarter (ah)
What's messing with those country boys? (man nothing at all)
Me and mt partner dog (ah)
Timberland on the itty bitty wizard of oz (ah)
Greatest beat makers of the greek god (ah)
Best thing that happen since the made cars
Running things shiny to the north star (ah)
Best communications since cellular
Ill tell ya boy
We terrible (ah)
Every time we get together its a odd (?)
Load the pussy up, then we out the door
Then what? to the studio
In the mic room baby on the floor
You know

[hook 1x]
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Fun room


[petey pablo]
Im talking bout the doors locked
In the bath room
Fill the bath up
Some (?)
Im talking bout cross the boy
Punch him now
(is this mic on?)
Girl hell naw
Talking bout bending over
Bust it open
(im talking bout) give me some jello mode
(im talking bout) quit acting like you aint done it before
(im talking bout ) u butt naked hoe
Cut you're toe bite on my shoe string if i start hurting you're box
Quits squirmming (aight)
Im ah sweat it up
Send ya home
With a ice pack on
And u know what happen last time don't ya
(petey you aint me stony)
Had you're bad ass on motrin 500
Im sorry i hurt ya honey
That means

(hook 1x)
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Fun room

(girl speaking)
Any thing you want is going down
In the fun room...fun room
Any thing you want is going down
In the fun room...fun room

[petey pablo]
Chain in the fun room (all night)
Do any thing in the fun room (all night)
Ca-cam you hang in the fun room? (all night)
Or would ya bang in the fun room (all night)
Where tha chicks show u love dat (and they)
Aint scared to touch ya (and they)
Mite rub ya butt (and they)
Make a nigga cum (and they)
Mite give you some (if ya)
(i don't ) see nothing wrong
A little bit of fun

Hook 3x
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Fun room

Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Fun room

Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Any thing is likely to go down
In the fun fun room
Fun room

Ayo cuz
When y'all tellin folk... about my life
I don't want y'all to add nothing
I don't want y'all to take nothing away
I want y'all to play that thang
Just like this here...
Ya heard me

[petey]
Since the tender age (since the tender age)
I been running wild (i been running wild)
I seen all those things (all those things)
You don't show to a child
It wasn't love i was missing (lord knows)
My folks cared for me
I had a stubborn ass attitude (did what i wanna do)
And y'all couldn't talk to me
Tried often the strait and narrow
But every time i would stumble and fall
Fell so hard one time i fucked around and stayed down
I don't wanna try no more
I was getting a little older
Those mistakes were a part of my life
And my only regret is that i only get one chance to get it right

[chorus]
And i wanna tell the world the truth about me (2x)
(listen to the song...)

[petey]
I caused more unnecessary stress to my mama than the word allow
Old sister of mine
I had once upon a time
We ain't spoke in a while
Life's been hard on me
But i found a way to keep standing it
And holding on (holding on)
Pressing on (good god almighty)
Standing in jail someday i'll break the monotony
Cause petey wasn't doing that well
And i can behold a way that the world christened me
... if anybody give a damn to know
What really went on in my life i wrote a song

[chorus]
[voice talking]
It is now gallow time
All inmates are asked to get on your assigned bunks and
Remain there until count time is made....count time...
Olden... (yeah)
Williams... (here)
Monroe... (yo)
Durant... (here)
Pablo... pablo.....

[petey]
Man i was just one of the ones
That always wounded up in the midst of something
Stayed in trouble if i won't fuckin' up
I love ( i love) to bring the pain
Growing up in greenville, north carolina outside of rocky mount
I'm a be on the winning side
When this whole life decide to give me just a little money
You can sell it bootleg just as long as you can get it
Whatever...just understand me

[chorus]

Today we will be discussing... love
(i dont think you hear me though)
Is there anyone.. (i don't think you hear me though)
Is there anyone.. (i don't think you, i don't think you)..
Anyone...in love?

[hook]
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
Knowin' the shit you do
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
All that shit you took a nigga through
I told myself that everything would work out fine
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
Fucked around and slipped and hit that pussy one mo' time
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
And got caught up in something that's worse than drugs
I'm a motherfuckin' fool for love.

And i'm just a (just a) just a (just a)
A motherfuckin' fool for love.

[verse one]
Man, i was sure i had ms. perfect
I was settling down
Through fuckin' round
Most the time i stayed at her house
Spent all my time, with her when we stayed in the town
Thought this shit right here was really bout to work out
Quickly found out, that wasn't her intentions
Shorty phone used to ring e're five seconds
Ain't pay attention
She would always take her calls in the kitchen
Go to the sink, runnin' water like she washin' dishes
Ain't tryin' a listen
I know how them shorties is
Always in somebody business
Gossipin', shootin' bullshit with her girlfriend
One day feelin like a joker
Told her i wasn't comin over
Jive got me on the last flight out to arizona, what i told her
Went over unexpected
Rung the bell (ding dong!) domino's (just a second!)
Opened the door with the robe on
She only put on, when she naked as the day she was born
I'm just standin' there with crossed arms
Then her baby car came out
Lookin' at me like ("nigga wha's wrong?!")
Wha's wrong?!?

[hook]
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
Knowin' the shit you do
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
All that shit you took a nigga through
I told myself that everything would work out fine
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
Fucked around and slipped and hit that pussy one mo' time
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
And got caught up in something that's worse than drugs
I'm a motherfuckin' fool for love.

And i'm just a (just a) just a (just a)
A motherfuckin' fool for love.

[verse two]
If i aint just get outta prison,
Man listen, i'd a did him
By kentucky fried chicken, and the nigga, i aint' bullshittin'
Glad i had my man with me
He fast, turned me around
Pulled me out the house
To the car, nigga we out
I'm madder than a muhfucker, heart tore up
Lookin for a clip to dry this off the side of (whoo!)
Man i caught him in the house wit' my girl
Damn cuz that shit was fucked up
Fuck her,.... just like the rest of 'em
I'm a tell ya somethin', i can't front
We been broke up for a couple of months
And i done called her up we talked
I aint mad as i was
She ain't doin no mo' than i done
Ya know?, just got caught wit her's
Hit me right here when she told me she still had my stuff
(want me to bring it?) can you stay when you come?
(uh huh) damn!

[hook]
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
Knowin' the shit you do
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
All that shit you took a nigga through
I told myself that everything would work out fine
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
Fucked around and slipped and hit that pussy one mo' time
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
And got caught up in something that's worse than drugs
I'm a motherfuckin' fool for love.

And i'm just a (just a) just a (just a)
A motherfuckin' fool for love.

[verse three]
Sheeeit, i ain't a sucker cuz
Shit, i can't help that i love her
My baby got some good stuff
I'm coo-coo for coco puffs
Time to break out the candles
And old marvin gaye
Huh, let me straighten up
Aw, you know what?
Hmmm, lemme call her back
Where i put her number at?
Ain't it 757-23..yeah, 36
See if she want some fish
I can fix it 'fore she get here
Man, i hope my boo ain't left yet
Aw, come on, come on
Know you on the other line an' shit
(hi derek!) derek!?! what the..? (pablo?) bitch!!

[hook]
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
Knowin' the shit you do
I shoulda known better than to be out here fuckin' with you
All that shit you took a nigga through
I told myself that everything would work out fine
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
Fucked around and slipped and hit that pussy one mo' time
(i fucked 'round and hit it)
And got caught up in something that's worse than drugs
I'm a motherfuckin' fool for love.

And i'm just a (just a) just a (just a)
A motherfuckin' fool for love. (x3, until fade)

[reporter]
This is david nevermind
And today's controversy is coming from yet another member
Or should i say members, of the hip hop community
Petey pablo, a new artist signed under jive
Has teamed up with timbaland, out of v.a.
In a quest to redeem the title
And bring north carolina, and virginia, to the front of the line
We're gonna stay by

[chorus 1]
This one's for north carolina! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
South carolina! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..
Ooh, hot atlanta! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
Stand up virginia! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..

[petey pablo]
Who am i? petey pab motherfucker
I'm the first puttin' it down for north carolina
But guess what? (what) it's been worth it
I'm a superstar, bought me a big ol' car
Four point six (see the car?)
Black fifty four, from the front to the back
Got a button in the middle that makes a trunk go, eh eh
But it ain't bout that, it's about gettin' what you get and drivin all back here
Big fellas (six fellas)
Half of me, and carolina niggaz dont have enough time together
Polk, bladen, marshall, hoke, green county, timbaland (damn!)
Transfer, sandy ridge, browns over here (greens over here)
Pasqoutank, down on the odom east (let me think)
Johnson county, franklin, burgaw, newport, warren, shelby, kenansville
Man catantwa tarboro, triangle, goldsboro, halifax, statesville
And all my niggaz doin' life behind the walls
This right here, right here, right here, this one's for

[chorus 2]
New york city! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
Ah, jersey to philly! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..
Ay, d.c. to maryland! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
Houston to dallas! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..

[petey pablo]
Beat it, beat it
You remember them days y'all, we use to play y'all
The radio and put our own lil part in the song y'all
We use to (rep our city! rep our city!)
Runnin' through the school halls
Just before our basketball pep rally jumped off
My house, my home, my hood
My brother my sister my cous
My nigga that was there from the beginning
Been wit me, even before i even been wit the world
Y'all niggaz just glanced at it, then we got y'all starin at it
But it's been the same old north carolina that's been there
Y'all niggaz is gettin it, oh it's a shame isn't it?
Oh you thought we said we were comin' with a whole lot of songs
We were bullshh!

[chorus 3]
New orleans! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
Ah st. louis! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..
Man, m-i-a! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
All the way to l.a.! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..

[petey pablo]
Man i had to do it
Just incase you were one of the ones that wanted to come and ask somethin' stupid!
(whatchu think you doin') what it look like? puttin it down for my niggaz on the south side
North carolina, south carolina, and all my little bitty, hooks and cape towns
We gon' hit y'all ass, it's nothin' but a t.d. blast, that we got comin' at ya
(beat) slammin', (first) classic, go for this, what's after platinum?
(baby you'll walk the ball) and i don't mean to scare y'all but i'ma bout to bring it home
Blow these fellas, these hills, these things and n.c. out the water
How's it feel to lose a motherfucker that's real
Tell 'em (i told em!)

[chorus 4]
This one's for chi-town playas! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter (c'mon c'mon c'mon)
Las vegas! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..
The bay area! c'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, and twist is 'round yo head
Spin it like a helicopter
Got the whole world baby! c'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-uh
This one's for who? us, us, us! it's uhh..

[reporter]
Uh, a-after seeing this, i, i have no other questions
I, i mean i, hey look this is david nevermind
I'm signing off, but before i'm outta here
But remember, if i ever talked anything about the polk guys, nevermind
North carolina and v.a., are definately at the front of the line
You have my vote and support, over and out

(music until fade)